Do you care what week of THE APPRENTICE it is?

[dillite]

Because I don't. I don't even care who wins. But I do hope that heads roll tonight.

Jade and Johanna. Such naturally calm people. Perfect pairing

How hard is it to come up with a bloody name?

The crusaders fought the Muslim sovereignty of Jerusalem ffs.

Botox & Liz

🤣😂

Haha! But Elizabeth is sooo much better at chopping

Celery in a risotto?

Curry 🤭🤣

Fuck me! That curry is rank

That food looks nasty

Natrofuel sounds like an MLM brand

2 tablespoons?!!! Surely yogurt goes on top at end

Celery/garlic/onion. It's got a name in Italian cooking.

Mind you I don't think the9 had garlic.

Gourmet Crusaders is a shit name

They need sweet potato in that chicken curry

Clive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Soffrito is the celery/onion stuff

Poor Claude.

THose kits don’t notmaly have veg and meat do they? What they going to put in it the rice and stick cube?

How can you do a curry with no veg? Even a few lentils would do.

Why would you do a risotto with salmon?

Natrofuel - sounds like biodiesel

THEY don’t need to know what’s on the box ? Huh

Johanna's jacket is confusing me

Yes they do. They’re in the fridge dept. ‘Recipe Box’ every single thing you need is in there.

Soffrito that's it!! But there's no garlic is there? I got that wrong.

Had in my head it was a trio of something. But remembered after I posted it's definity not garlic

I don't think he would know healthy if it smashed him in the face