Fear not, my APPRENTICE friends!

[dillite]

You shall not be without your leader tonight.

I know chipping, I know. In my defence it's part of her grooming package.

Andrew is useless, isn't he?

I don't know what we missed but I like the name Doggy DooGooders

Claude 😂

foxes I think they are offering a dog shit pick-up service?

I can’t stand Charles.

If I ever reach the point in my life when I can’t get a job picking up shit then I think I’ll go and jump in that lake...

dillite

it's part of her grooming package

Was that supposed to make it better?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

chipping yes?

Bushra makes me go aaaaagh

Andrew is a knob.

Andrew is a useless knob

Do these candidates actually understand the concept of money?

I'm so confused there's too much going on and the wind is making my tv go funny so I keep missing bits!!

How has he survived this far?

£200 seems kinda cheap for a dog photoshoot

My dogs ‘grooming package’ consisted of me, dog, bath, locked door. Some swearing, flooded bathroom, rough drying off & letting her escape to run around like a loon 😂

In the candidates defence (I know I know can't believe I'm defending them) they seem to be being asked to be experts in photography and dog agility / dog handling...

This task is a total mess so far.

Did they say flowering?

I think so Youreall

foxes I have signal and I still have no idea what's happening- there's a dog spa, agility, poop-scooping, photo shoot, and now they are cold calling and stalking people?

Who are these crazy people paying all this money for dog photo shoots off random strangers?!?! I'd want to see a portfolio of work first surely?!

I wish we could go back to the old format of an hour for the task. Second show for the results & firing. It’s too choppy like this.

Haha chipping that's my DIY grooming package that happens weekly. Only she has to be blow dried so there's that before running like a lunatic all over the house. And then there's the 6 weekly salon appointment. I swear my dog is better groomed than me.