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Fear not, my APPRENTICE friends!

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dillite · 22/11/2017 15:10

You shall not be without your leader tonight.

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:13

I know chipping, I know. In my defence it's part of her grooming package.

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SmilingButClueless · 22/11/2017 21:13

Andrew is useless, isn't he?

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EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 22/11/2017 21:14

I don't know what we missed but I like the name Doggy DooGooders Grin

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 22/11/2017 21:14

Claude 😂

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:14

foxes I think they are offering a dog shit pick-up service?

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Hauntedlobster · 22/11/2017 21:15

I can’t stand Charles.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/11/2017 21:16

If I ever reach the point in my life when I can’t get a job picking up shit then I think I’ll go and jump in that lake...

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 22/11/2017 21:16

dillite

it's part of her grooming package

Was that supposed to make it better?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:16

chipping yes?

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theresneverbeen · 22/11/2017 21:16

Bushra makes me go aaaaagh

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 22/11/2017 21:17

Andrew is a knob.

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:18

Andrew is a useless knob

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LineysBum · 22/11/2017 21:18

Do these candidates actually understand the concept of money?

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foxessocks · 22/11/2017 21:18

I'm so confused there's too much going on and the wind is making my tv go funny so I keep missing bits!!

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theresneverbeen · 22/11/2017 21:18

How has he survived this far?

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:19

£200 seems kinda cheap for a dog photoshoot

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 22/11/2017 21:20

My dogs ‘grooming package’ consisted of me, dog, bath, locked door. Some swearing, flooded bathroom, rough drying off & letting her escape to run around like a loon 😂

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foxessocks · 22/11/2017 21:20

In the candidates defence (I know I know can't believe I'm defending them) they seem to be being asked to be experts in photography and dog agility / dog handling...

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EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 22/11/2017 21:20

This task is a total mess so far.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 22/11/2017 21:20

Did they say flowering?

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theresneverbeen · 22/11/2017 21:21

I think so Youreall

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:21

foxes I have signal and I still have no idea what's happening- there's a dog spa, agility, poop-scooping, photo shoot, and now they are cold calling and stalking people?

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foxessocks · 22/11/2017 21:21

Who are these crazy people paying all this money for dog photo shoots off random strangers?!?! I'd want to see a portfolio of work first surely?!

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ChippingInLovesTheApprentice · 22/11/2017 21:22

I wish we could go back to the old format of an hour for the task. Second show for the results & firing. It’s too choppy like this.

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dillite · 22/11/2017 21:22

Haha chipping that's my DIY grooming package that happens weekly. Only she has to be blow dried so there's that before running like a lunatic all over the house. And then there's the 6 weekly salon appointment. I swear my dog is better groomed than me.

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