DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

[Raahh]

I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

Zara is going to ask 6tl for sex advice.

Poor Joyce.

Noooo, don't be daft, Val.

It's a good thing, Sid. But I can see why he feels uncomfortable.

Ooh. New hair Gobby tomorrow. Back to brunette the

Take it slower.. and use legal supplements.

They won't lock her up, will they? I know ignorance is no defence and all that but...

I ended up a couple of minutes behind somehow

I prefer brunette Gobby.

I have zero legal knowledge but I'm going to plump for no. They wouldn't lock her up. A caution maybe?

Al was in doctors round about 2005, I don't think anyone is allowed togo full time without a test first.

This sex thing is butt clenchingly awful. But nice for Mrs Tembe to get the compliment off Sid. She will appreciate it

Been out all day so catching up now with a lovely cup of coffee and some chocolate since when has Valerie been qualified for home visits?

Druggie OAPs

Oh dear zaniel, maybe time for a different new hobby. Rock climbing sounds dangerous and doesn't involve shagging the neighbours.

Me too blame, except I'm coming down with a cold so I've got a hot toddy. I might even have another one

She doesn't seem very with it to be interviewed.

Are they really going through with this stupid idea?

They are going to do it at their house?? .Oh that's a bad idea.

Oh Raahh I hope not.

Oven gloves eh? Mmmm sexy!

I think the lawyer was in Shameless.

She looks very dodgy.

I'm sure there are people who find oven gloves sexy, Ook

where's Joe?

Perfect sized parsnips? Is that code?

Fnar

The lawyer looks ill.

I do not like this swingy thing.

I'd rather watch Al eat pizza.

Neither of these two look fit to do anything.