DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

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I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

Thought she's decided Val was on Emma's side. I'm so confused

I like Driver.

If she didn't want to wake him - why did she ?

Ook I agree, it's good to think about something else. Anything else.

He didn't kill.

why can't he accept that. He didn't give her heart failure. She would have collapsed on the street.

Is she going through her bag? what happened to privacy?

Oh dear

Gobby and plod will end up killing each other, if he's home all day.

Has Karen even called a doctor

Well, Heston has invited himself. One of those home visits they never do

Well, that's one way to start labour.

I had to have my waters broken with all three of mine- I feel cheated (though the last was an elcs, so they had to, really!)

Hey, you can't blame 6tl.

I can't believe I feel sorry for Emma.

Mrs T is bang out of order

Bloody Eeesh and Bren.

Phew- she's getting rid of Eesssh.

He was screaming in your face, and lying to you, Gobby. No wonder you didn't know what was going on.

Aww, he's not inadequate, or incompetent.

Seeing a bloke's head knocked off is not pleasant.

I wish it was October

Lovely

Aww, babies

I wish this was over now

When she said she had a question, I thought she was goingto ask how to spell Antonio.

I am a cow.

Hollyoaks Mandy!

- that's for tomorrow

I didn't need my waters broken. With middle child I was standing in the corner shop and my waters trickled on the floor. Good job it wasn't a gush and the shop was only a couple of minutes walk back to my house.

I'm not sure how Mrs T will get rid of Eeesh. Has she had warnings before about her behaviour?