DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

[Raahh]

I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

St Phil's must have about as many patients as the mill if they can see the woman, do all he tests and get the results within a coupe of hours !
Why would she ask a complete stranger to go to hospital with her or 6tl?

Can't believe PC Plodd shouting at Mrs Gobby.
Traumatic stress or no traumatic stress, I would have said ''If you don't like them, make your own goddamn sandwiches in future. You lazy Git''

Anyway, why is she making his sandwiches when she works as well?
what is this, the 1950s?

And what's with the 'date' swooning over Fat Al?
As if that would happen in real life.
no offense Al

Al is funny and clever - I can easily see someone fancying him.

I love Al.

His dating strategy is probably a bit misguided, but I think he'd be great for the right person.
I loved him and Niamh together .

I want the vicar from his parents' parish to relocate to St Bernadette's and get together with him. They were very well suited.

Yes, Anne she was great. It's a shame we will never see her again

I can't easy see anyone fancying him.
Liking him for his wit, maybe
But fancy is a bit strong. Ew.

But hey ho each to their own.

Now Rob, I would.
But not if he moans about my saarnies.

I would happily be with Al if I met him in real life and I wasn't married.

I know Raahh . Such a terrible waste.

The writers like vicars - Mrs T's vicar was a perfect match for her too.

Has gobby got a new car ? I'm sure it was green before
Also when did she have time to get home to make his ham sandwiches? let alone why on earth she bothered

I'd have told Rob to poke his sandwiches where the sun doesn't shine. Not that I'd have made him any in the first place.

Al is wonderful and I'd be happy to have him as a partner, if I wasn't married already.

Not sure what pp is getting at, unless it's his size that makes her think he's not worthy of being attractive.

told - I would choose Al over Daniel, Jimmi, GobbyPlod, Sid and even Barry.

Me too Anne, but this is the Al Haskey Fan Club

Anne even Barry?! With his outsize security badge?

Even Barry, told. Al is in a class of his own. I love him.

TMI , really.

I bet the husband is having an affair.

And I hate that Daniel is blaming Zara- in the same circumstances, I bet he would have relished playing the gung-ho hero.

It's good we have the collection boxes and poppies, so we know it's October now

I hate this copper.

JImmi- you were right. Bet that was painful, Al .

Oh, yes, Jimmi, one of those 100 patients they have banging the doors down.

Oh no- it's dominatrix date.

Oh, nice welcome.

And no- you wouldn't look the room up and down like that when you walked in.

And you wouldn't go to the gp about your nose.

Al and Gwen both think alike. They really should be perfect for each other.

I feel a bit sorry for this bloke.

So, I've got him wrong, and I don't think he's having an affair.

They wouldn't know at 8 weeks about Downs.

She would be breaking confidentiality to tell him. But I can understand why she would want to.

And she has every right to refuse referrals because she is right.