DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

[Raahh]

I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

I'm sure Sid looks after himself.

An ironing service.

Poor Sid. I don't think he wants to be the face of the NHS.

Ralphy is blowing this date.

Oh Rob

They're not for her!

Poor Emma- that's a bit harsh!

Some excellent music today !
Think Robs tablets are having some strange side effects
So gobby is doing home visits, counselling, driving service and diagnosing hearing loss ? Not bad for an afternoons work.

I've been on ADs for over 20 years and have had a lot of different side effects. I do cry a lot.

But I've never dreamed about munchkins. Although, all the women in my immediate family are under 4ft 11, so maybe it's just my waking life .

Raahh munchkin!

Finally caught up, just in time for today's.
I went to a party in my youth and Buster Blood vessel was there, it was in the days of Bad Manners being on Top of the Pops. Showing my age.

Was I the only one singing "One night in Bangkok" when Murray Head appeared?

told it took me a while to place him.

Unfortunately, 'i know him so well' became the song from Chess that stuck in my head

I must be watching the wrong programme Eeesh is being OK. But Rhuma really is an arse. Surely she has more than one bag.

I missed the first 5 minutes...

Maybe Al should try online dating

Raah basically Jamie's wife died and her family are treating him badly, or so he thinks.

Now he's just being a bloody martyr

I met DH online. We've been together 14.6 years and married for over 10.

He was late the first time we met in person though. They should have set off alarm bells, really. I get really anxious about lateness. He's never improved. I think he does it to wind me up.

They should do an online profile for Al.
Rhuma is an arse. Have I mentioned that before

I've not missed much then!

Ruhma always knew that Heston had money. He has another house in bloody Tuscany, and he's the least blingy person going. Apart from his bow ties.

I can imagine Al having a very geeky, negative sounding profile.
And ending up with hundreds of responses!

Rhuma is a hypocrite

He did not tell her to smarten up.
He thought he was being nice.
But whereas some people would spend a couple of hundred, Heston would spend £3000. It's all relative.

I can't imagine spending £3000, but if you can afford it, I can't get hey up about people who do. So long as they are decent people.

The potd is dull. I'm more interested in thinking up fantasy profiles for Al.

There is nothing to be gained by being a martyr forever, Ruhma.

What a lovely bloke.