DOCTORS thread- there's a misery epidemic in Letherbridge- we need a massive dose of WTF- stat!

[Raahh]

I'm at the hospital with dd2, seemed appropriate to start a new thread.

So far , I've experienced horrendous parking, and the coffee machine is broken.

It's not going well.

blame the police are always the last to know.

Unless it's irrelevant to them. Then it's the first place they go

Poor sid.

This is a pointless POTD. If David isn't dead, or the mistress isn't shacked up with him, then I am at a loss as to what it's all about?

What happened to Al's headaches, by the way? They kind of disappeared.

Raah - Ophelia of course

He hasn't contacted you because you are bonkers. They look quite similar though.

FFS.........get to the point woman!

What is actually going on ??

I bet the other son stabbed him

I'm firmly Team David. Even if he is a philandering serial killer. Because she is batshit.

red you could be right. Poor mother, if so

I think the wife sent the text to the mistress

She will be dead before the credits roll.

It's very odd today.

Is David in the pool?

Or is David a fish?

Is she re-enacting the James Blunt video?

Where's the body

Theeeeeeeresssss David!!

Have Zara and Al had personality transplants ?

Posted that too soon

Well, that was WTF, and not in a funny way. .

blame - I think they have

Is David locked up in the house somewhere ?

blame Al has an app on his phone or something, to prove scientifically something about being nice to people. So he keeps doing Random Acts of kindness. To prove he doesn't feel better about himself for doing them. Jimmi maintains it makes people better . Al disagrees.

Zara is just ... erm... dunno.

blame David was in the pond- when she dropped the phone in at the end, his arm floated up.

Just watching. This woman is a bit cray cray...

Ah he's in the pool then?