Strictly 2017 - Nearly Show-Time!

[CaveMum]

The couples have been announced and rehearsals have started. So strap on your dancing shoes, it's time for Strictly 2017 💃🏻🕺🏼

Polkadots

DONE!

Bollocks. I had been hoping he would call her a gazelle (Monkseal's quiz). I had her as a finalist too. Must be hard dancing first though.

Darcey's face at Craig's 4 and then she gives a 5. It's so silly.

shirley totally off topic but your copycat name threads kept me amused for hours when I was up for hours with a new born .

Thought she was Alright for the first week. Plus first one out is pretty nerve wracking.

Aw poor Brian gets the second slot. I do like Heaven 17 though and he looks nice in his red shirt.

Amy is really nice, I've seen her at comps and doing demos before. Although it's usually her partner you get to hear talking - she's off changing her dresses!

ShirleyPhallus that's an awesome name change.

Drina I am delighted

I also love your username, I used to love those books as a child

Good job Len isn't here. He'd be having kittens at all that faffing.

The singers are killing this and not in a good way!

I feel sorry for those poor singers! The notes they have to reach!

That was a shit song to tango to. (And, sorry singers, but it was awful.)

Think that was about as expected for him.

Brian's serious face is the face of a mass murderer

Good job Len isn't here. He'd be having kittens at all that faffing.

@Redcrayons I was going to say the same thing

Good work from Amy there in getting him through it with some credit. I can't wait to get rid of Brian though - his humour is like nails on a blackboard to me.

Brian was as poor as expected sadly

He needs to keep the fingers of his right hand together, and his hold's a bit dodgy.

Nice to see proper syllabus tango though. Red shoes are unfair - it draws all the attention to his feet!

Just because

New judge is nice

I forgot about the

The magic shoes concept worked so well for Jake Wood, has Amy not seen this show?!

I 'm here
I am having to tape it to watch the later bits, but not a bad start with Gemma , really not sure about Brian 's rug ....

Just checking in.

He was better than I expected but those faces he pulls