'Real' Housewives of Cheshire

[secondhoneymoon]

Wouldn't normally watch this sort of crap TV but stumbled across it when not well and desperate . Anyone else seen it?

Nick and Royston never blink!

I've never held much truck with the David Icke theory of lizard people but those two give me pause for thought.

God these women are vile!!

Yes, they really are. I used to champion Dawn before but there’s speaking your mind and there’s just nasty name calling which is what she does. She’s a grown woman!
Ester is a shit stirring bizzum. Nermina is boring and spends every episode showing the camera her best angles. Good thing Stacy was back I barely noticed her absence
I did have a giggle at the screaming and shrieking when they were on the lift to see the monkeys. That’s exactly what I would have done!
Am still bloody loving it though.
Oh to be a Cheshire housewife. Life consists of going to launch parties, going on holidays, throwing launch parties, another sneaky holiday and did I mention the launch parties?!
I’m not jealous I’m a little jealous

Anyone think Dawn has a drinking problem? She seems s##t faced in most of the episodes. That whole leaving the table then coming back scenario was just her attention seeking. She could have pulled Katie and Rachel to one side and said she was leaving. Instead, she decides to slag everyone off in front of them and screech when someone has the audacity to say anything back. She caused that situation. It's all about getting air time. Calling Tanya a chav? The words pot kettle and black spring to mind.

Dawn does not like being queen bee
Tanya is just .........
Ester gross
Twins ? What can I say!
Lauren yuck!
But I still watch it lol

I feel like Dawn may be medicated with something (potentially) and so when she drinks it affects her worse? She even had to admit to camera last week ‘ok yes I’d had a few drinks’. I think she can’t cope with not being Queen Bee like she was when it began. It took me a while to even miss Ampika!

Vile vile women. The lot. Lynne is the only sane one.Lauren is a witch.
Dawn thought she'd be Lisa Vanderpump of Cheshire, however she has absolutely zero class and talks like she's in the early stages of riga-mortis. Frankly the whole show is pointless. Any charity causes by this lot? Nada!

What is up with Ester? And the snogging? She’s so attention seeking!
Yesterday’s episode was a bit dull. Hardly any arguments!
Now next week...

Hi anyone know why it’s not on the itv player yet?

Just what I was thinking zoomer. Not just me then. I was looking forward to the next one.

We have swapped to BT and I didn’t realise we haven’t got itvbe so I have to try to remember to catch up lol

zoomer and Gosh
A quick recap...
MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Nermina Borina filmed her music video which consisted of her showing of her cheekbones and pouting at the camera.
Leanne did her parachute jump.
They went for a drink, for a catch up, you know, “with the girls.” They went to Seema’s “surprise” party. There was a very small altercation. There was a reconciliation. Tania invited everyone to her boy’s christening. Dawn got emotional when asked. Dawn tried to confront Ester but Ester was drunk and so snogged her!
There was a launch. There was a fight. One of them came out as a lesbian.

Some of the above may not be true.

Soooo interested to see what the deal is with Nermina’s (don’t know if this is her actual name she’s so far been so irrelevant to the whole show) husband and Ester!!

They aren’t friends in real life are they? The show is like a job?

zoomer, I've got BT and itvbe is on 26. +1 is 58 I think?

Thanks I'll check. When switching my husband asked for sports but I don't think he asked for the package with itvbe I've never managed to find it X

It's on Freeview so it should be on the most basic BT package (which I have!).

I love it , even if I watch it through my fingers

As annoying as Ester is, does anybody else think that she might have been abused/or still is?
It seems like she acts how she thinks men want her to act, very sexualised, and really doesn't know how to act around women. (That kiss with Dawn was very odd.)
Have heard rumours that Ester's husband is an awful bully (third hand info, but seems reliable source) who only sees Ester once or twice per month and refuses to see or have anything to do with Ester's daughter.

Dawn is crass and not to be trusted. Yes, she seems to drunk a lot of the time this series.

After watching that episode I may have curvature of the spine from cringing so much. Have to agree with you viktoria I thought the same about Ester. She's all over the place and as patronising as Stacey was she was right in what she said. You can't say someone was laughing about another being trolled if you like it when it's done to someone else. As much as I dislike Dawn I did think she was right not to go to the christening and her reasons were valid.

I do like dawn but when her cleaner / house keeper / skivvy went upstairs to say "madam Esther is here" I though wow she doesn't even open the front door herself. I wonder what else she gets her to do?