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Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

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ellenanora5 · 16/08/2017 17:55

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times Smile

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squoosh · 16/08/2017 21:00

There will be a fresh set next week Inigo Grin

And possibly the week after that.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/08/2017 21:00

I reckon angelica is a bit steely.
Jim should just say he's being surreal.

Halsall · 16/08/2017 21:00

My elderly DM (half-watching this with me) has just said 'how on earth did Greggg Wallace get on this programme anyway? He doesn't know anything about food!' She's blissfully unaware of the tidal wave of bile being unleashed on this thread yes still got straight to the heart of the matter.

See y'all on Friday (still think Vic/Jim - Vim? - should have gone)

squoosh · 16/08/2017 21:00

Enjoy your festival four,

ellenanora5 · 16/08/2017 21:00

Different ones every week Inigo

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socktastic · 16/08/2017 21:01

See you guys Friday!

squoosh · 16/08/2017 21:01

Your elderly mother clearly knows what's what Halsall

boobyooby · 16/08/2017 21:01

Oooooh can I join please?

I can't believe I knew who everyone is this time, must be their age Grin

squoosh · 16/08/2017 21:02

Jim should just say he's being surreal.

Yep he should pretend it's avant garde grub seen through the prism of comedy.

Or sumfin'

Halsall · 16/08/2017 21:02

She's certainly got the measure of Greggg, squoosh Grin

Snoopyokay · 16/08/2017 21:30

They filmed this at my work not long ago but I didn't get a seat at the magic table Sad will watch anyway to see who is on ot!

Snoopyokay · 16/08/2017 21:31

It!

ilovesooty · 16/08/2017 21:58

I reckon they sent Stephen home for finishing early and not using the time to improve his food - not to mention his horrible fish sauce.

I like Henri - I always have.

Whatshouldmyusernamebe · 16/08/2017 22:03

Yes I know Lisa Faulkner won Masterchef. Can't stand Greg or John. What on earth does she seem in him. I think Julia should have gone not Stephen.

futuristic1 · 17/08/2017 07:05

If Angellica Bell continues to do that high-pitched shriek thing every time a pot boils or she drops a spoon, I'll have to park a high-sided lorry outside her front window, with very large writing on the side saying -

Stop Shrieking! You're 41!

Shrieking is not endearing at 41 - or 14 - or any age - so just stop.

2014newme · 17/08/2017 08:46

Angelica thinks she had to be very extrovert to get bookings for future work.

Cary2012 · 17/08/2017 12:36

Can I join please?
I luff this show so much.
I admit to fancying John T, but not sure why. Love it when he says stuff like, "It could have been a beautiful thing, but it's a disaster.'

Why is Vic called Jim?

And since when is sloshing booze over a sliced strawberry called cooking?

squoosh · 17/08/2017 13:20

Hello Cary!

Whenever I see a message preview with 'I admit to fancying...' I think to myself 'IT'S GREGG, THEY FANCY GREGG. THE FIEND!'

And then I breathe a sigh of relief.

QuiQuaiQuod · 17/08/2017 14:04

Ooh, good, a Masterchef thread!

never watched the show before but just HAD to ith my all time fave tennis player and wonderfully hilarious Henri Leconte.

and he certainly lives up to his persona! Hes just brilliant. glad he got through. so funny, his singing in the reataurant.

Stephen Hendry? eally? he looked like he was trying to hold a fart in all the time! and he looks like Stan Laurel!

thought Julia should have gone though, her strawberry dessert was just lazy.

like Vic Reeves. hes funny too.

Dont know if for asthetic reasons but Henri, at least in the restaurant, had his hair covered.

hate it when people have hair flopping everywhere (Julia) or dont cover their hair when cooking.

Angelica at least had her hair tied back and a bandeauround it.

Has anyone ever seen the spot on brilliant impersonations of Masterchef on Horrible Histories?

me and DC cracking up at John and Greg, as the spoofs more them than the real guys!

Davros · 17/08/2017 15:16

I'm not adverse to William Shitwell

Scribblegirl · 17/08/2017 16:05

Davros, that what DP calls the lovely William Wink

Davros · 17/08/2017 21:12

ZGrin

ellenanora5 · 18/08/2017 20:29

Are we all sitting comfortably.......... Then let's begin Grin

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socktastic · 18/08/2017 20:30

Snuggled on the sofa, wine in hand, ds in bed and dh in the bath. Whoop whoop!

Halsall · 18/08/2017 20:30

Evening all