Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Debbie was flirting with my JT.
How very dare she.

Ha Twitter was v funny about Gregg telling Rachel she was sweet, cue gifs of cats vomiting etc!

I wish Debbie would clip her hair back. I know it's already been recorded but someone give that women a hair net before Friday, I'm getting seriously put off by it! God knows what might end up in her food and as for the eye lashes Still, at least they might be easier to spot in her delicious plate of food
Also, was that the Rev Richard Coles I spotted at the end of the prog, as a guest judge on Friday? Do love a bit of the Rev - can't wait to see what he does on Strictly!!

wasnt going to watch last nightbut there was nothing else on!

gregs defo got a soft spot for Rachel hasnt he? thought she should have gone IMO. although I could see Tyger wasnt to last the programme.

cant stand McGee, i find her false and simpering. yy to her being in everything these days.

and my love,y Barneys in it next week, but another I cant stand is Ulrikka.

that Devs quite easy on the eye isnt he? Missed my Henri though. and Vic Reeves, no comedy last night apart from gregs gurning face. .

is this emoji based on Greg?

I'm pretty sure these ones are inspired by people's reactions to Gregg:

Grouchy you forgot used as green around the gills sick rather than envy

This may not work....

Yes, four, but I couldn't bring myself to write [ envy ] in relation to Gregg.

Evening all. I have all the food (and wine) to get me through the 90 minutes of tonight's show. Why so long, BBC?

Gregg can sod off with his attempt at a Scottish accent, the glaikit buffoon.

Checking in

I have gin - and more tonic in the fridge ready to top up! Let's do this!

Hello everyone, skills test is usually good

Have beer, poppets and crisps Grouchy

It seems to be going to be on weds and Friday instead of Thursday with a half hour episode

One of the eggs? Who the fuck isn't going to be able to work out ostrich & quail?

Have hula hoops and a rare steak (and 3 dogs showing a lot of interest in me at the moment).

Hellooooo!

Bit late tonight. Looking forward to this. Highlight of my week.

squoosh will be pleased to know I've made some Kiwi dip tonight, and classed it up with fresh chives & parsley.

My children were shits today so I'm on my second large glass of wine.

Vinegar??? No John. No.

Ooh forgot I have gin Nevth, might have one now

I never use vinegar for poached eggs and mine are always lovely, mind you I've only started making them recently

That bacon is NOT crispy, John. You took it out too early.

Oh well. Dev clearly knows nothing about animals.

Oh Grouchy, I'm jealous. Chuck some my way will you, it sounds right up my street.

Yep he did, didn't look great to me

I do use vinegar in my poached eggs. Only way I can get them to work.

squoosh I'm investigating UK substitutes. If I find a decent recipe I'll let you know.

I know a lot of chefs and ds1 is a caterer and there is no way they would put anything into a cold pan for frying