Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

I admire people who can spin a career out of a bit of B list celebdom nearly 20 years ago.

Aww that Italian chef is very nice

Tyger needs to hurry up

Much the way I admire Kylie for her 30 year (!!!) singing career even though she can't sign a note!

*sing, not sign. Although maybe her songs would sound better if she signed them instead

Its amazing how she's still around to be honest, I couldn't name one member from her pop group

I always thought Kyie sounded like a sheep when she sings and so does Madonna

You people are so my people. I'm enjoying this trashing of pop divas.

Dev what are you doing?

No skins Tyger, unless its baked spud with loads of butter and cheese etc.

Wow Dev is ambitious!

Oh I think that's a Nigella recipe for the choc chip cookie.

UGH. He is revolting. Down with Gregg.

That's a lot of work in an hour Dev

Oh dear just threw up a bit in my mouth at the perving old grocer.

And bananas are the Devil's colon.

Is the Lovely D pissed?

Debbie is totally sloshed, right?

Fuck off Gregg, she wouldn't even if you were the last man on earth

Grouchy our two brains are as one

That risotto looks like baked beans

Haha, I'd love it if she was hammered and still won

Did he not use rice for the risotto

Duck breast is one of my fave things. Yum.

Becky's grub looks good!

I'm not a fan of duck squoosh, unless its stuffed in little pancakes with plum sauce and scallions