Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

Ok. Fess up. Who is the super fan on here that owns 2 houses on Ramsey Street!

I'm emigrating!

We could go on holiday to Ramsay Street and stalk Ty.

Floellabumbags we could all get it and use it like a time share

Are we talking about the house or Tyler?

The house. But as he "lives" there maybe we could get a package deal. Ahem.

In totally up for timeshare on Ty and the house. Flo wants Gary. No one who kisses Gary can kiss Ty.

Sleeping you've got to stop projecting. Everyone knows that you've got a poster of Gary on your bedroom ceiling and that you write dirty fan fiction about him.

Why have none of Paul's enemies ever removed his wooden leg so he can't escape? That's how I plan to trap him in the bedroom of the timeshare house.

Didn't Steph's biker mates take his leg at the motel. Jacka before he blew up the hotel?

Triple murderer and legnapper. He was quite the bad egg wasn't he?

Geez Flow is the re anyone you don't want??

Tied to the bed, Gary wriggled his ample butt across flo's silk sheets, trying to loosen the stockings that helped hold him captive. He'd been into the kinky game until Flo had disappeared for more chocolate sauce but had reappeared passionately kissing Paul. As Gary yelled in indignation, Paul had become aware of him for the first time and Flo had pushed Paul backwards onto the bed then stolen his leg so he couldn't escape. Now they were tied next to each other on the Kingsize bed, and one more pair of stocking lay betwbeen them ominously.

Flo stalked up and down the bedroom in just her thigh high boots, pondering. Tyler had been due to come and help "mend a pipe* half an hour ago but hadn't appeared. She would have to just start without him.
"Right boys, who wants to impress me with their sausage first?"

Across the street, Tyler stepped into the steamy shower. "So Standing, who's been a dirty dirty women?"

What started as a fun idea for a holiday home seems to have become a brothel...! Getting a bit disturbed now!

I'm up for the timeshare, but you're going to have to bring your own sheets, Flo. I don't want to see any of Gary's stains.

I can't help but think that in that story Standing is just trying to get Flo's attention. I think Standing wants to pash Flo. I think you two will have to move your time share across the road. TBH I wouldn't want to take my clothes off in front of any of them. While you lot cause a stir and take turns engaged to Mark, I think I'll be in the hot tub with a tinny, probably accidentally knocking over one of Sheila's gnomes and will have to go on a madcap adventure to replace it or frame someone else Jimmy.

Trust me I'm too busy in the shower with Tyler!

to replace it or frame someone else Jimmy.

You could replace it with Jimmy - I doubt anyone would notice

Standing you are a sick, sick person (and totally deluded about Tyler). I'm so glad DH is out and I don't have to explain what I'm laughing at 😂

ComedyofTerrors 😂

Wait a minute - did the doctor who stole drugs from the hospital actually just turn up with a police officer a few weeks later to help investigate whether someone, er, stole drugs from the hospital?!?

Look this fan fiction is how I'm affording my share of the house. People will buy my neighbors mommy porn

Mark is so corrupt Jayne He barbecued the shoes the other week. It pays to be shagging a Brennan. Actually maybe he blackmailed Sonya and David for engagement ring funds in return for hiding their crimes.

Standing do I get a cut for being the one who has to see Gary naked in your twisted masterpiece?

Flo
I thought Gary was sweet when he took Therese fishing
Nope, you know you secretly crushing on him and his slippery haddock

You dorty mare!

Do you reckon I could get rich from Neighbours fan fiction?? Maybe Karl and Shane away on a camping trip...

Back to neighbours...

What the hell is going on with the Durian and does Karl really think a stinky fruit will make Erinsborough more livable?