Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

Like broke back? Maybe you could team up with Karl to write.

I'd hate to show hon up with my literary prowess

The camp fire burned as hot as the passion in Karl's heart but both were outshone by the heat in his loins as he watched Shane picking up twigs to see them through the night. He has a flash back to a movie Susan had made him watch once - Brokeback Mountain and he wondered if the Gods would bless him with a rain to extinguish the hearth and give Shane reason to seek warmth in his arms

Ha ha. Sounds like Outback Mountin'

Except that Jake and Heath were hot. Karl and Shane not so much.

I do sort of fancy Shane

Standing gasped as Harold Bishop undid his trousers, allowing them to fall to the floor. The sight of his jelly belly flopping down over the waistband of his slightly grubby, Salvation Army y-fronts made her weak with desire. She licked her frosted pink lips (she's a bugger for the Constance Carrol) and sighed "I've been desperate to see you all day." Harold panted slightly "Darling!" exlclaimed Standing "Have you been exercising?" "Ah, well yes. Lou and I powerwalked home from the juice bar. I must admit I am a little hot and bothered." said Harold with a shake of his wattle. The sight of his wobbling turkey neck sent a ripple of desire through Standing. "I need you now." she growled (trying to sound a bit like Madge so he'd be turned on at the sight of her on all fours in her Anne Summers peephole, crotchless mankini type thing that she'd bought second hand off ebay). "I want to lick the sweat from every crevice, starting with the folds under your man boobs and ending up in the special place in between your bum cheeks." "Ah, erm jolly good." wobbled Harold. "And then" she continued "I want to put my swollen lips around the mouthpiece of your tuba and blow the roof off this place."

I'm sensing a daily fail 😂

Neighbours fan fiction the next 50 Shades

Haha you get a gold star for the tuba comment but I'm not letting you write a chapter in my book unless you can describe my outfit better

Isn't Harold dead?

Passed out from the exhausting expectations of Flo, Paul slept in a dreamless slumber. The gentle vibration of his snores stirred the damp python between his legs. He turned on the bed, the python rising to attention. "Lick me Flo .lick my hole like I'm a cadbury creme egg. Lick me clean!"
Flo was so aroused by this new turn of assertiveness that she dived onto the bed and burrowed her tongue where only Gary's finger had ever entered before

describe my outfit better

Soiled and moist with the aroma of haddock in cheese sauce.

Damp python 😅🐍. Oh now that could be the next 🐞.

haddock is Gary's thing Flo, Harold is more a broiled chicken guy i reckon
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IF ANYONE NEW VENTURES NEAR: FLO and STANDING ARE SORRY. YOU CAN HAVE A PROPER CONVERSATION REALLY. HONESTLY. AT LEAST ONE OF US JUST DOESN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP OR ADULT CONVERSATION

My eyes!!! What am I reading

Standing and Flo I'm so glad you two have found each other 😂

And I think the last time we saw Harold he was off travelling in a caravan or something. Somebody's wedding? Amber and Daniels perhaps?

Yes, we're very sorry that we've brought this high-brow thread down to the level of kipper knickers and Paul Robinson's starfish. We're also sorry to have debased the gritty realism of Neighbours with our ridiculously implausible storylines.

Oh Flo is this why we're set never to meet in real life? Because out stort arc on Neighbours After Dark is just too profound??

Harold was a staunch vegetarian as far as I can remember.

broiled haloumi?

I... just.... no words! I know I don't want these mental images in my head, especially with my crazy pregnancy dreams, & yet I can't stop reading!

The world isn't ready for our genius standing

Toddler is currently feeding me chocolate rice crispies in the coffee shop.
I don't look like the woman destined to make millions from soap porn. I might move on to home and away and Ash...

I'm behind, is Aarvid back on?

I'm picturing you in THE coffee shop

Gave is old enough to feed me tbf

At the risk of raising the tone of the thread, I got my Dr KK video message the other day for my birthday and it was the best present ever! I can't stop watching it! I love the way he says my name!

Ooh what's that Anne and how do you get it?