EASTENDERS 15 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

another day,another thread, think more poems and floorplans needed

esp the new old couples flat,and where new waynetta family live above them

soooooooo

stephen knows lauren had an abortion,and has warned off josh, good call who said that

what is max up to still, tho feel he is having doubts

what will happen at abbies 21st?

matthew has gone with charlie,oscar may re apppear

all know stacey is preg

when will the bully girls get their come uppance

jane is finally walking

denise must be due her benifits soon

story lines are a bit quiet at mo :(

what have i forgotten?

@ Tunnock

Re Johnny - he would have to do a year at law college after his degree before doing his training contract, so I don't know what the letter was about. Unless he was after a paralegal job and has dropped his plans to qualify as a solicitor.

I reckon poor Dot will be landed with Robbie AND Sonia poor woman - although I guess Martin and Stacey could do with a lodger or two although there seems to be no mention of how they afford that huge house since belinda and whatsisname left

Dean gaffney looks like the cat that got the cream, as they say.
no doubt the new guy will come along and he will be gone by christmas maybe - we can but hope eh? Nobody really wants him back!

who knows what johnny is up to - if Derek has left the mini mart, there could be a job going there..

Tunnock I can't bear Sonia either.

i am not keen on sonia, she is a whiny character who shouts and hollers for her own way and left poor Bex in the lurch too.
i hope she doesnt get back with Tina.

Oh dear Sonia's back with her tutting and sighing.
I was surprised she wasn't immediately phoning an ambulance and checking Dot for serious injuries being a nurse and all. It was a bit cheeky to let herself in after all this time. Does no one on EE phone beforehand?

Will the cat be alright after eating half the rum cake?

I agree, Derek was more worried about what to do with his Minute Mart fleece than the hundreds of pounds worth of stock outside.
I thought minor convictions were removed from a criminal record after 10 years anyway? I can't imagine he killed anyone.

The cat might die from alcholic poisoning
Dot will be heartbroken.
Son will buy her another cat from abi.
Keegan will steal the fruit n veg outside the shop for his mum
Dereks fleece will end up on ebay.

Could they not have brought back some better characters instead?

Speaking of which, has Phil left permanently?

I hope Phil returns and takes revenge on max, just for being max.

I think Phil will return. It was rumoured that he refused to work with the new producer? Eiver I go or 'e does

Poor Dave the cat. It'll be the rum cake hangover from Hell

I'm presuming they are (were) having to take what they can get wrt actors who are (were) prepared to work with Sean O'Connor

oh well, maybe Robbie's partner and child might show up and he will become all miserable.
i cant remember him and Martian not getting on before though - i do remember Wellard and he was a sweet dog.
i would rather that Carol came back than Sonia and him though.

Carol won't be back, the woman that plays her can actually act!

I heard the head boss resigned or got sacked due to lack of ratings and because the cast were in tears

80's I actually hope all that does happen - it'll be the most excitement the squares seen in months!

The cat might even go on a bender, end up stealing alcohol out of the mini mart from under Honey's nose - ending up under the railway arches mumbling on about cake and how they are all out to get him.he may even end up in the special room at walford general.
Keegan will try to fight him, but Sonia will swoop in and see him offand bring him back to Dot, who will look after him and give him milk and kit e kat food until he is all better again. the cat will wear one of Ian's old woolley hats. Catgate/

What happened to the son Robbie was looking after?

Catgate; Dave off the rails Phil can come back and lecture Dave about the perils of alcohol.

No one's mentioned Robbie's son or wife. Martin didn't think to ask

Yolande has had a new head, reduced bosomage and personality transplant

Yolande is a mystery to me.
can you imagine Phil giving the cat a lecture about the perils of addiction to alcohol
' look ere, cat, its no good for yer - do you get that , puss?'
eyeballs Dave ' get off the sauce you stupid animal'
Dave: it was the cake phil, the blooming cake wot did it to me
mate, give me a break'

-It's no good for yer, It'll turn you yellow an yer missus'll take you to Italy an leave you there.
-I can handle it Phil, leave off.

Yellow fur - of course!
i can see the exchange already i lost, it would be way more exciting than seeing Robbie doing David Brent.
You and I could be the next J K Rowling, or double writing duo for EE.
All good comedies have two writing it ( unless your the late John sullivan of only fools fame, he did them all himself!!) We could become famous for our 'cat sketches' on EE.

Nigella - are you confusing Yolande and Claudette by any chance?