BGT tonight 8pm ITV1!

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I hope the talent improves, I am off to the shop to get and snacks to make it more entertaining Hope to see you all later.

I'm back behind the sofa

< Cringing bad behind large cushion >

It's not good it's a premix can but it'll do

WTF is all this?

I love her

OMFG!

Ah I like this

Was that Neil Hamilton raving in the audience?

I just started watching this show tonight for the first time since Stavros Flatley were on. It is absolute shite!

oh Jesus it's embarrassing to watch this woman "dj'ing"

But couldn't anyone do this?

on second thought < dives behind sofa with Smoke >

I'm chewing my fist here. Horrendous.

The Queen would love it, though.

She's no good at mixing, she's just slightly old with a sparkly top & mixing software, I don't get it

Yes I think anyone can dj can't they?

It wasn't even mixed

My cat could do that.

paula it is exceptionally shite so far, previous years have been better.

< laughs at the image of Sparklings cat doing the decks >

Is that it?

Well that was even crapper than expected!

It did sound like when I am on Spotify but can't decide what to listen to on the way to work so keep skipping through things. Does that make me a DJ?

Did she mix that Little Mix song or did it come like that?

She can operate a laptop. What a unique and interesting talent.

Well that was over quick! I am going to channel hop, I will be watching The fault in our stars at 10pm, if anyone's seen it, is it any good?

Oh thank you for reminding me of that!! I'll stick it on record

Music I certainly won't be watching that . Like I need any other reason to cry . I'm watching BGMT