Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

I think Sonya needs to get herself to Boots Opticians and let the nice girl on the advert find her a pair of glasses that suit her

Mark being so nice to his mum when he knows how his brothers feel about her just made me hate him more.

How does he get so many women? Everything he does is just a turn off.

My ears pricked up at the mention of a Brennan sister too - has she been mentioned before?

Definitely never heard of Chloe Brennan.

Erm...why have none of the Brennan brothers ever mentioned to Susan that she looks like their mum? They look really similar (although Ma Brennan has bouncier hair).

Chloe Brennan? Let's watch while none of them talk about what she's like at all so that the writers have a blank slate for when they (inevitably) bring her to Ramsey St.

With the big age gap between Mark and Aaron I'm assuming she's in the middle of them? Namaste if you're right maybe they'll have to have a late night spin off when she come to visit a la 'the other show'.

I assumed she was younger tbh as Mom took her and left the boys.

I vote Tyler

I checked wiki and perfect blend immediately after it was said and she wasn't in either yet (although I think perfect blend might be flagging if late).

I too thought mummy Brennan was like Susan when she had longer hair!

When Aaron showed up I wondered if there was chat about there just being 3 of them then or something. It's annoying they've tagged someone else on clearly to turn up in 2 months.

Mark is such a kiss arse to his parents. Why do his brothers even like him? You'd think he'd be the relative they hated seeing at Christmas.

Yeah no look figirong out birth order through google here either. It would make sense not talking about her if she was tiny and they never knew her as opposed to between Whiny and Aaron

Maybe they'll push it further and try to claim that 'Chloe' is actually the joint nickname for their twin sisters 'Claire and Zoe' who will turn up one at a time with no mention of the other one for dramatic effect.

The only question remaining being who fathered said twins - Paul or Brad?

Yes, Karl is yet to father a multi birth, maybe it's his turn. He just mistook her for Susan as they look like sisters.

Mark is such an annoying lick arse! Really don't like him at all. And the way he was shouting at Tyler about the stain and moaning about the chair. Dick.
I definitely remember them mentioning a sister before btw! I do seem to remember random facts about things that will get me nowhere in life though

It gets you kudos on here though

You'd think he'd be the relative they hated seeing at Christmas

Oh God, Mark would make you eat your sprouts and unwrap presents without tearing the wrapping paper and not let you eat even a single chocolate before lunch and insist on having breakfast before you can get your Santa stocking.

Actually I've just described my own mother!

Yep Floella he'd probably also make you stand for the queen's speech and spend Boxing Day writing thank you letters.

Then you'd spend the following week thinking up suitably worthy and improving New Years resolutions, safe in the knowledge that if you didn't he would think of some for you which would all involve you trying harder with the house work.

Then on New Years Eve he'd propose to one of the neighbours. Again.

Slightly off topic, I'm going to Oz at Christmas and planning to go on the Neighbours tour. Has anyone been? Any tips? Beyond excited...!

@skillsandtea book a space on the tour before you get to Melbourne. We didn't and they were fully booked when we got there. Luckily the family members we were staying with gave us our own little tour to Ramsey Street, so we still got to see it. They also took us to a museum in Melbourne which has old Neighbours sets in (The blue Robinson's kitchen from the 80s is there), that was a good little extra (although this was a few years ago now). One day I will go back and get on that tour though! Definitely go to the Neighbours pub night, it was really funny and some of the actors go there. When we went, Carl's band (IRL) played and did some great covers! Best night!! Have fun, I'm very jealous.

Floella - he's definitely a wrapping paper re-user. He'd also tut loudly if you fancied a sherry with breakfast.

Then on New Years Eve he'd propose to one of the neighbours. Again

He'd also tut loudly if you fancied a sherry with breakfast

No Bucks Fizz in the bath on Mark's watch.

If only he would limit his proposals to New Year's Eve, Washing, but it is neverending. No woman is safe.

Anne that's why he likes to get one last proposal in on New Year's Eve; so that the year to come is a lovely blank slate with 365 possible 'best days of his life' ahead.

Ah yes, ready for the Bank Holiday 1st of January proposal the next day.

Yep, cos on 1st Jan, health nut Aaron takes over some of the 'tutting at Tyler' duties since his body is a temple and only young, dumb but pretty, oh so pretty Tyler would do something as ridiculous as overindulge in alcohol on New Years Eve. Anyway, since Aaron does some of that, Mark is free to select his next victim indulge his romantic streak.

I love Aaron, and Baby David is far too whiny and annoying for him, but when they were sitting in the cafe finishing dessert (yep, cos that's what you do next when the bloke you've been lusting after for months snogs you in the pub) and David said he'd never seen Aaron eat dessert my first thought was 'Run David, run for the hills!'

I love that they shared pudding then went home for sex cos that's so erm normal