Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Well a true least you know he can make money in at least 3 very varying fields if he ever got made redundant

*a true is just meant to read as "at" 🤦🏽‍♀️ Fattius Thumbius

Oh God, I've married the British Brad Willis

Or maybe Karl Kennedy.

Mrs F the time to worry is when he comes back with a different head and expects you to just carry on advice if nothing has happened.

Advice?? As if

He did actually come back from down under land with a different head and about fifteen years younger.

I didn't say anything, would have been rude.

He hasn't mentioned that every time he comes back the children have aged far more than they should have.

Sounds like the perfect combo, younger husband, older kids. Just make sure you get that well filled in.

Can't, it's full of neighbourhood children and star crossed lovers.

Ellie talking about her boobs in front of Jimmy was

I know it was really weird .
Why on earth is Terese telling piper now? I know a few people who've had lumps and had to have mammograms and it's turned out to be nothing, surely you'd wait until you knew what was going on before telling your daughter who's recently lost her grandfather and brother and is currently recovering from being mown down by a drunk driver!?

Yes, there is no way she would tell Piper yet.

THe lawn mower makes no sense.

Solar powered - fine. But why a petrol back up? Rather than electric? If it's solarnpowers you have an electric motor in there. It's pointless adding a petrol one too.

And why remote control? Rather than a robotic one that does it by itself?

Cutting small amounts off is fine for an automatic one that trundles about by itself. Makes no sense for one you have to steer yourself.

I'm not surprised no one was interested!

Shayne's getting nowhere on Dragons Den even with nice but dim Aaron on side.

The lawn mower makes no sense

But it's waterproof, that makes all the difference.

Yes, water proof so you can stand in your conservatory and do it in the rain.

I'm guessing they are thinking "well hybrid cars have petrol". But it doesn't look big enough for both.

An yes, sensors on it rather than remote lik vibe of those hoover things. Remote doesn't sound like you could do it very throughly and after a week it will probably bed too long and won't cut.

Love how one lone female police officer came to escort a man and teenager off a plane and then just wandered off whilst he was allowed to get his own bags and swap the meds etc.

But I must admit I did very meanly think HA HA XANTHE. Serves you right for being so stupid and annoying about him.

I half expected Finn to not be lying there when xanthe looked back 😮

I missed all , is it worth a catch up? Fin Xanthe sounds worth it

I expected his eyes to snap open, all horror film style! Just shows what we're used to huh!

So are we going to get a replay of evil Paul brain tumour thing except this time it was an aneurysm? Do we think Tim Collins will represent him and get him off?

I've finally realised , after weeks of confusion, that finn reminds me of an ex from about 12 years ago. Now I'm trying to work out what it is - surely not the lips?? Awkward!

Leafs123 😂

Glad to have Xanthe back and being crafty to take Finn down.

Not sure about Mark's protocol of just logging on to her laptop there and then. Don't they normally inspect evidence else where and show any printouts of anything needed?

Yes, I thought Finn was faking it and would emerge from behind a tree and grab her. Got that wrong!

In fairness I thought he was faking it every time even when he was on his own 😂 I guess technically he was being an actor and all...

Well what do you know. There's now a vacancy for a female cop at Erinsborough police station. If only there was someone living in Ramsey Street who had policing experience.....

Also today:
Sonya the alcoholic with a forthcoming trial for drunk driving hanging out with her mate, the cop that suppressed evidence AT THE PUB

During their conversation she says to her 'best friend' that when it is all over he should 'just go away and disappear for a while' - not the sort of thing I'd say to a close friend who had spent time in witness protection.

Xanthe's attack on her over-cushioned bed also made me laugh. I've felt similar rage in hotels when I just want to sleep, let alone if I had just worked out that my creepy lizard teacher had been grooming me and was now trying to set me up as The Ramsey Street Poisoner.

Is that caravan some kind of rubbish pseudo-well?