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MummyPenguin · 05/03/2007 19:13

The one that's annoying me at the moment is the McDonalds one where the Mum and Dad and little girl are in Maccy D's, and the Mum lobs little girls's toy rabbit on the floor so that Dad bends down to retrieve it (Mum then nicks his chicken whatever it is.)

I really hate it when she says "help me out here Rob, just trying to be a parent."

It makes me want to slap her in the face with her Big Mac.

My long standing advert that I hate is still being screened, quite an old one, where the little boy is on the toilet, and the touch 'n' fresh has run out and he yells for his Mum. Why the advertisers feel that we need to see this kid sitting on the carsey, I don't know.

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ledodgyDave · 06/03/2007 22:35

Yes crispyduck £25000 they're mad. They're obviously in a nice big not council house i'm shouting 'remortage you fuckwits, remortgage!'

imaginaryfriend · 06/03/2007 22:44

That hideous 'pentopeptides' woman with the plastic face.

Who the hell believes in that stuff? It's the way they turn it into a 'science' that gets to me.

crispyduck · 06/03/2007 22:47

pmsl@this thread

wotsits · 06/03/2007 22:48

The people-sausage factory ad for glasses is disturbing...

imaginaryfriend · 06/03/2007 22:49

And yes, like everyone, Sheila's wheels.

Do they think annoying sells?

stressteddy · 06/03/2007 22:49

Any adverts for those bloody awful, only buy one if you're over 70, awning things to go on the side of your bungalow......painful. Why does Drummer the dog have such a high opinion of them anyway???

taffy101 · 06/03/2007 22:57

i hate esure with that annoying michael winner saying calm down dear

babster · 06/03/2007 23:00

Nadine and KFC are truly shockers... but I really hate the Activia ladies waffling - 'It's like a dessert' - guaranteed to have me shouting, 'Yes love, it's a bloody yoghurt!'

Molesworth · 06/03/2007 23:04

OMG YES foxinsocks that AA ad drives me nuts too

Molesworth · 06/03/2007 23:07

yoo just caaaalll out my name and you know whereeever I am I'll come ruuuunning

etc etc chiz chiz

paulaplumpbottom · 06/03/2007 23:13

118 118 freaks

BadHair · 06/03/2007 23:32

I hate all of 'em but I reserve extra wrath for the one that claims its cat food looks "almost home-made". WTF?

foxinsocks · 07/03/2007 12:18

aah hollyandalice and Molesworth - my spiritual partners. I can't tell you how pleased it makes me to know that it riles you too

Lovecat · 07/03/2007 14:54

Oh God, yes, Nadinebloodybaggott and her simpering wrinkle-free plastic head!!

"I've just discovered" - like she's some kind of fecking scientist!!

No, you vacuous moron, you mean someone's just handed you a press release and you've read it!!!

The one that always used to annoy me was Ocean Finance - first there was the bloke not looking where he was walking as he strode through the office (I bet there's an outtake somewhere where he crashes into that pillar) as he tells you how his firm of loansharks are so fab, then there was the 'let's get all our real-life customers onscreen to say how fab we are - oh, shite, they're all lardarsed thickos who spunked their loans away on pies - well, never mind, perhaps the viewers will relate to them'...

But now I hate Natalie from Sheffield. Is it because they didn't want to pay royalties that they've made the song sound slightly offkey or is it that she can't actually sing??

pepsi · 07/03/2007 14:55

I used to hate the ones with Sharon Osborne shopping in Asda, now she does the Bingo Ads.....has anyone seen her buying her bingo dabbers in Asda lately...........

greenday · 07/03/2007 15:00

Trident's 'mastication for the nation' - someone ought to sack the ad agency!

Asda's bum-touching ad - soooo NOT cute!!!

harpsichordcarrier · 07/03/2007 15:01

there's one for some revolting microwave snack that only the utterly smashed would eat (instant kebab or something). the guy comes home with an uptight woman, all pencil skirt and iron knickers, she sits down on the sofa and when he makes the revolting snack the sofa spins round like a microwave turntable geddit? and the woman turns into a sexy stunna who is obviously gagging for it.
misogynistic crapola.
oh and a pizza one (dominos?) where a big pizza squashes someone's girlfriend because she is a moany bitch.
hateful hateful adverts.

harpsichordcarrier · 07/03/2007 15:02

oh that mastication one! I have to hide behind a cushion when that comes on

Rodeo · 07/03/2007 15:07

LOL at these!
Picture Loans definitely!! PMSL at ShowOfHands post at 12:35
Also hate the Shreddies Advert, the giant shreddie falling into milk makes me feel all goosebumpy and wierd, the way the milk comes up through it. But think that's just me being strange TBH

Alibobster · 07/03/2007 15:10

Totally agree Rodeo, picture loans - the one where the guy is on the phine and his tube of a wife is filming him, I mean why would you do that???

IntergalacticWalrus · 07/03/2007 15:12

I hate that one too.

And why would you ring up loansharks to talk about football. I mean, does the man not have any rl friends?

pinkandsparkly · 07/03/2007 15:56

can't believe no one has mentioned the uma thurman sky adverts (might have finished now, but only very recently) wanted to throw stuff at the telly - "you can even pause............... me"- YOUR EARINGS ARE STILL MOVING LOVE

Agree with the 'it's all gone it's all gone' one. As if a kid that young would

a- think of drawing a picture of the wipe box thingy in the first place, instead of shouting MUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE/daddy/cm/etc..

b- be able to actually draw that perfect cartoon impression of said wipe box ( assuming there were crayons and paper kept next to the loo, like you do!)

total shit on so many levels.

Also hate that friends visiting new baby one too, give them directions to the kettle, tea making stuff and cleaning cupboard and tell them to knock themselves out.

And you prefer your bacon crispy.

Molesworth · 07/03/2007 16:21

argh how could I have forgotten the microwave woman one, I so agree with you harpsi

BLOOD BOILS

SecondhandRose · 07/03/2007 16:25

Yes, no, how, when, why - drives me to distraction, in fact I don't know what the ad is even for.

SecondhandRose · 07/03/2007 16:29

What's the one where the woman with the Geordie accent is on the phone for a loan and she gets interrupted by son looking for his scooter and she smugly says to husband 25k isn't it?

Soooo annnoying. Is that the Picture loan one?

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