THE VOICE- Blind Auditions week 2. ***8pm*** Who will have to walk off, dejected? Who will shine?

[Raahh]

Wrong programme
I actually like the new twist, It should stop situations like we had last year with Jordan - who was atrocious. But also transgender. So when they all turned around to see who they had dismissed and twigged that, they were all gushy and 'oh my goodness, I should have turned for you, gawguss'. But it didn't change the fact she couldn't sing. It annoyed me. as did the fact she was later allowed to continue on the show when someone dropped out.

But back to this year- the early start for 'Let it Shine ' meant that it inexplicably beat the Voice in the ratings. I think the fact the Voice has been so pants in the past also stopped people tuning in.

So- dh has gone out to buy me vodka. I've had A BAD DAY. This has to cheer me up, or else

What will a 16 yo have heard of gav for though? Even i can only remember one Bush song and I am ancient

I'd love someone like Susan Boyle or someone v successful to come on the Voices and sing just to see if they could spot real talent!

Maybe Gav could use his gaffer tape & cable ties to stop the other chairs turning, that's the only way he's going to get someone

He does. Ive just gone platium blonde as well, and I used to be a nanny.
Just his type on all fronts

Exactly ship - Gav needs an old rock gimmer on there

Squoosh

Reckon gav uses some terrible pick-up-artist techniques on women. Like starring into their eyes and repeating their name constantly in conversation.

And then killing you in your sleep.

Oh and I used to read true crime books. I know a lot about serial killers.

Gavler was at the end of a long list and said yes! They had no choices left.
Maybe Bush will reform now or whatever. It might happen.

Get rid of the beard, beardy!

Hope he sings Kum by ya (sic)

He sings darkness songs this is gonna be awesome ( and not in a good way)

This could be one for my gavin!

Oh dear.

Boring boring boring, he has let us down

Yes Screamer! And then he'd make charming ornaments from your bones.

I don't think I can handle a Bush reunion, they were cack enough first time round. so either this is the man of the Gavler's dreams or an XF style comedy contestant

Coco

Coco, i read thrillers etc too! My fav books.

Shame he doesnt look like Jon BJ

Just how desperate is Gav? Will he press that button...

Dh is all pleased with himself for guessing he'd sing Aerosmith.
I prefer it when he doesn't pay attention.

Oh and I used to read true crime books. I know a lot about serial killers.

You'd be able to look after Gav in captivity in that case.

WTF?

This is Aerosmith not Bon Jovi

A young, ginger Brian Blessed.