Can I go on 'Ten Years Younger'

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just for the free surgery and cosmetic procedures?

I would like some Botox, laser resurfacing and teeth whitening and implants for free.

I'll even wear one of those naff belts Niki always forces women on the show to wear.

It's cheaper at the outset, but it has to be re-injected every three months or so, so over time a laser procedure is cheaper.

My best friend's plastic surgeon in Denver is a genius.

If I won the lottery I'd be at his office like a shot!

Botox is way too expensive if I have to factor in airfare to Denver!

No, I'd go to him for laser resurfacing. Worth every penny!

Her other surgeon, who did her boobs, is a genius as well.

He'd be helping me out if I won the Lotto!

i would recommend mine but you are quite far away from him

I'd need the Lotto jackpot, too, buktus!

I'll stick to RoC and staying out of the sun/sunscreen for now.

you can get interest free for 6 months

OMG, what have they done to that poor woman. She still looks 50 in those crap clothes.

dont like the style theyve put her in but doesnt her skin look younger!

Yest her skin looks better, but the haircut makes her face looks really fat. Just crap, crap clothes though.

Yikes.... next week should be good.