X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

Dillite, sounds delightful. Although my dh likes to talk bins at christmas timetable. I just see what next door is doing and follow them.

My mc ds isnt by water.
The rat conspiracy has been around for decades.

Yes! No make up...

Dillite theres this teen tiny little frog in the jungle and hes almost invisible and he spends all his time babysitting tadpoles.
Alos the jaguar ate a crocodile, yes a crocodile! He didn't fuck about either, right in there he was, reminded me of DH at a buffet

Oh it truly is delightful, especially as there are only the two of us, in a confined space, so I can't even get some other poor soul to take over from me.

She is also ready for bed, according to dd1.

I am so watching Planet Earth next!

Evening all

V late to the party tonight

Apart from the shoes, those shoes in bed would be dangerous.

Dillite, just have him taken out.
And live in peace.

Our local McD is nowhere near water either, but logic and stupidity don't tend to mix well.

She's wearing no make up and actual clothes.

The producers must be having vapours

So it's all down to Louis then!

Simon and Shazza will vote HG
Shitzinger will vote Ryan

So down to Louis who is in Mrs O's shadow so will vote for HG so Ryan will go.

FWIW I want HG to win coz then I think Xfactor will finish as no one will watch the crap!

That was boring self indulgent crap

2012, really? It really does seem like she is on every year

She is a very beautiful woman.

Take note, Honey G- don't try to be someone you are not.

More bloody ads!

No make up, wow her skin is amazing! I don't look like that without make up. Anyway she's talking shit now so back to my lovely David😍

Our local McD's actually IS near water, but in 15 years of living here I think I've had food from there twice, and never nuggets, so I'm not too worried

If Honey G gets the push, I hope someone runs on and whips her hat/hair/nose combo off her head.

Do you think Alexa gives that voice man tips on how to have better sex whilst he's at it?

Honey will sing what in the sing off?
A slow song?

I hope she does aga doo

In rap styley

Nancy- if she does Aga Do she can stay.

Really hope honey g will go. I dont like ryan but honey g is just a joke...