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X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

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Raahh · 19/11/2016 16:57

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we fearedGrin

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

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Raahh · 20/11/2016 20:09

I hope Honey Fucking G and Emily are long gone before Christmas week.

A rap version of 'O Holy night ' or a reaaaaallllly slow version of 'Silent Night (kill me now)' won't thrill me.

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The80sweregreat · 20/11/2016 20:10

Shaking stevens ! Yay, i want christmas jumpers , bells, reindeer, tat, tinsel, turkeys, Poundland crap, elfish in an elf outfit. All of it

AlabasterSnowball · 20/11/2016 20:10

Hiya, I'm watching Plant Earth, love David Atenborough now there's some talent.
Like Alishia Keyes but she's always a bit samey, Can't take Craig David seriously after Keith Lemon's piss take.
Think Emily and Ryan are for it tonight.

Raahh · 20/11/2016 20:11

I have a bit of a soft spot for Craig David. I bet he hates Bo Selecta, it basically killed his career.

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Raahh · 20/11/2016 20:12

80s- it has to be full on Christmas. And Elfish can stay, just to be an actual Elf. or they can stick her on top of a tree or something.

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dillite · 20/11/2016 20:12

Evening! Craig David? Is it the year 2000 again?

LineyReborn · 20/11/2016 20:12

God this is dire, isn't it? I'm fascinated by Honey G's deadpan voice. Totally fake, got to be?

nancy75 · 20/11/2016 20:12

Evening all, I missed the school of rock bit, a kid from dds old school is in the stage show. Can't imagine the film translates well to the stage Confused

Destinysdaughter · 20/11/2016 20:13

I do like Aleysha tho. Think I read somewhere she's decided to stop wearing makeup. However she's naturally v beautiful. I look like death warmed up without me slap!😱

Raahh · 20/11/2016 20:13

Emily was soporific. And that slime on her head just made me think of 'Something about mary' when I had to watch the end of the show with dd1 this morning.

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AlabasterSnowball · 20/11/2016 20:14

Bo

X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...
nancy75 · 20/11/2016 20:14

Has Craig David been frozen in time? He looks the same as he did when he was famous

The80sweregreat · 20/11/2016 20:14

Raahh, yes, it was nasty.
Trouble is, he is rehashing the old stuff , or he was.
This is new i think?
Sounds a bit Beiber.

dillite · 20/11/2016 20:14

If the rest of the musical is as bad as that performance, I am glad that I will never have to see it. The original movie was bad enough.

Destinysdaughter · 20/11/2016 20:16

I can't think of a single movie I've liked that Jack Black has been in. And he would never have got Kate Winslet!

NoisyBrain · 20/11/2016 20:16

This is the kind of music that yoof in grey jersey tracksuits listen to, innit.

Raahh · 20/11/2016 20:16

This is a bit more Bieber , yes. trouble is, everything year sounds like Bieber, as written by Ed Sheerin. It's been a very samey year.

He is still a good looking bloke though.

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dillite · 20/11/2016 20:16

Phew, I managed to fast forward through Craig David's performance. There's only so much bad music one person can take.

nancy75 · 20/11/2016 20:17

Those white trainers are very big!

The80sweregreat · 20/11/2016 20:17

I wish it were 2000 again. Went to a party and the hostess had a cake made out of a wok to look like the 02! They had a huge house, sadly not friends anymore! Lol.
16 year ago now.. Seems like yesterday.
( misty eyed )

dillite · 20/11/2016 20:17

Craig David sells out arena's? Really?

dillite · 20/11/2016 20:18

No idea where that apostrophe came from.

LineyReborn · 20/11/2016 20:18

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANY MORE

nancy75 · 20/11/2016 20:18

Maybe it's a really little arena he has built in his back garden

dillite · 20/11/2016 20:19

Why would Ed Balls be in touch? Is he horny for her or something?

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