X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

She looks so flammable.

That was truly shit.
I at least hope the poor woman gets to keep all the outfits.

She took a risk?

Like what....
She talks some sort of rapping nonsense and Simon wants to make a parody of xfactor as a parting shot. He realises he ain't gonna make any money this year and "rip up the rule book". Got it

Actually Saara wd do a great Kate Bush I reckon!

Nicole said something bad there shout the G! She is losing the scales from her eyes.

Holy fuck she didnt sing her name! What is x factor coming to? 😂😂 honey g needs to fuck off to the far side of fuck off shes absolutely dire

But it means so much to her, didn't you know?

*massive cringe

At least Ed Balls does something different each week!

Simon is desperate that she doesn't get a anti-X factor vote deliberately. He must be praying he doesn't have to give her a contract.

TransVagScans first audition

Have they all finished? Can we switch to jungle now?

I thought Si was astute. Obviously not! Public keeping her in for the larf. If he doesn't get that he's thick!

Fairy- exactly- and the judges judge him on what he performs (it's the voters keeping him in). On X Factor, the judges keep saying how great Honey Fucking G is.

The Muppets crumpet ad is back

i love the Muppets.

No, Em hasnt warbled through another ballad yet.

Mmmm giant crumpets yum

Haha love that ad!

Greater- no, still got Emily to go. she is easy to forget. She does the same thing every week too. Slowly.

I hate crumpets. Devils food.

The muppets sing better than the contestants.

I am not impressed with Lidl sprout man

Oh I forot about Emily, easily done. I like that song, bet she ruins it

The Coke Truck.

Which might mean something else to Honey G.

And it's time coke made a new advert

Can't Cola afford a new ad with all they billions in the bank? They keep recycling the same one year after year.

I like crumpets but the big ones don't seem to work for me, wrong ratio of crust to middle bit I think. The muppets are far more talented than the X factor lot though.