Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

[fourquenelles]

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Why does Greg(g) have a say? He used to sell potatoes, not cook.

Gregg should have an apple shoved in his fat gob. Like a hog awaiting roasting.

I thought Sandbox Kid would go.

Hungry now so off to raid the fridge. See you tomorrow.

See you for more soggy sweetbread sins tomorrow.

Evening all. What's the bet they add the juice directly to the hollandaise. I can eat it with a spoon.

Dear Monica: please come to mine and cook me that plate of food.

It looks good. I can't poach an egg to save my life.

It's a source of eternal sadness for me.

Um. Why did he grill the asparagus and then boil 'em? Strange.

And now frying them too!

squoosh I've been poaching eggs a lot recently and they're starting to look good. The trick I've discovered is making sure the water in my pan has small, constant bubbles. Rolling boil is too much.

I'm a Masterchef me.

Hollandaise is something I really want to be able to make but I'm too scared to try it because I'll feck it up something proper.

Aww at the approving smiles. Marcus does a good line in those, though he's no Michel.

I wrap my eggs in cling film then drop them in the water. Perfect every time.

Feeling sorry for myself at the moment. I am one tooth less and it's on my preferred chewing side.

Is it wrong to loathe someone as much as I loathe Greg(g)?

I can never get them neat. He did ok. I really want that now.

Look at you all swaggering about with your perfect poached eggs!

four when in pain I think it's only reasonable to hate the gormless greengrocer even more!

fourq for the tooth.

I'm with you re Gregg.

Can you use cheapy clingfilm for that? I'm always worried the basics stuff will melt.

That Hollandaise was awful.

It's not difficult Kiwi.(though I've had a few lemon flavoured scrambled eggs) Why are they being nice when they fuck up?

I like the way Marcus handles his banana.

Bleurgh to anything and everything banana.

squoosh

I like bananas in sweet things but I'm never tempted to eat a plain banana

#eatclean
#fitforlife
#paleo

Amen to that Kiwi. Though I like bananas. Kin ell, thus is complex.

cheapo cling film seems to work OK so long as it doesn't come in contact with hot metal or flame squoosh

Bananas are the Devil's colon I am afraid

I'm going to try poached eggs again this weekend and curse/praise you when it goes wrong/right.

Thanks Grouchy