X FACTOR - Girl band versus Boy band week- expect fireworks!!

[Raahh]

or maybe not.

Here are the mooted song choices...

Boys
Matt Terry
Wham! - I’m Your Man

Ryan Lawrie
The Beatles - Twist & Shout

Girls
Emily Middlemas
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Sam Lavery
Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand By You

Overs
Honey G
Kris Kross - Jump

Saara Aalto
Girls Aloud - Sound of The Underground

Groups
5 After Midnight
Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There
Madcon / Little Mix - Beggin/Wings

Four of Diamonds
Wilson Phillips - Hold On

It's a bit of a mixed bag. I'm not sure I'd call The Beatles a boyband in the Westshoite meaning of the word.

I do not want to see Honey G jumping .
I think 4oD might do a reasonable jog of 'Hold On'.
I have visions of Elfish with a host of Elfish clones in a scary ott Girls Aloud version of the video.

(which, wierdly, I was telling ds , was number one the week he was born. Christmas 2002).

Off to a firework display, having only just warmed up from watching dd1 play football this morning. See y'all later, possibly a bit late.

Liney in the words of others on MN I need to go and bleach my brain after that thought.

I'm trying to finish off some crochet tonight and have just made a massive mistake because I took my eye off the ball when bloody HoneyG went through 😡

Nicole's implants seem to be trying to talk to her ears tonight.

Oh bloody hellfire, now it's King of The Egos

At least Finland are collectively breathing a sigh of relief that Elfish is off their hands for a while whilst she's over here on tour.

Lucky buggers.

I wager that Barlow wrote this! It sounds very Garyesque.
I bet he gets divorced next year and goes back on the booze!

Everyone was so shocked when Ryan went through At least we won't have to listen to him moaning about being in the bottom 3 once again

Well, the lyrics to his song are certainly modest aren't they.

He appears to be miming.

Nice bit of Dad dancing there

What on earth is Robbie going on about ? No wonder he loves he's life , he's so bloody rich .

Robbie Williams? Really? When was the last time anyone has asked for a Robbie Williams song?

Terrible dancing!

And even worse miming!

I hate my life..
I am ugly and poor and tied to a job i hate..

It wouldnt be a hit!

There's a nursing home missing its curtains somewhere in the UK because Robbie decided to wear them as a suit.

He was barely opening his mouth!

That Robbie Williams dirge was the most torturous thing I've heard in a long time 😖

Dilite, lol! Nursing home curtains..i bet that awful suit cost a bomb too!

How on earth is Sam in bottom 3?

Sam looks like she's about to faint.

Poor old Diamonds

Oooh, this will be interesting. Both have been in the bottom twice (?).

Sam's probably been on the sawdust diet since week one.

Yay Sam! Please give her something better next week, poor kid.

However, there is no way 4oD are going to be saved again, over Elfish. I really can't see it. Although I would prefer it if they were. I didn't think they were that bad, really, especially compared to the bloody awful 5 AM.

Bloody farce!

Sam is pretty i think. Glad she got through.
I think the Diamonds are off.
Not that i care tbh!