Bear Grylls and his stating the bleeding obvious

[Hassled]

"It's hot on the island". Really?
" Humans need water to survive". No shit.
"If the slebs don't get any food they're going to feel hungry". You don't say.

Ok I might be paraphrasing but his only role is to squint into the sun and say stuff that your average 6 year old is aware of. I could do that job. Maybe I will.

Has it gone really quickly from "Oh no! How will they survive?" to "And now they're going home"? One minute Bear's telling us nature's a bastard, the next they're packing their bags.

Ollie's my winner - he was the celeb I wanted to adopt the most. Dom - nice but a bit of a tosser. I liked Karen lots, and quite admired Mark.