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Mastercheffians - have you heard the heartbreaking news?

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squoosh · 11/08/2016 13:35

Our favourite hunky greengrocer Gregg Wallace has just married his (fourth) true love and is now sadly off the market. I know this will hit many of you hard.

"I think she'll be pregnant by the time we return from honeymoon!" Wallace told Hello magazine. What a lucky lady she is. If only we could all be granted a fortnight of sexy Wallace time.

We must endeavour to support each other at this difficult time.

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ihatethecold · 11/08/2016 19:20

How has he convinced 4 different women to marry him?

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 11/08/2016 19:27

OMG - nightmares tonight

I think, given his or chant for Twitter and tits, he'll ultimately end up with Katen Danczuk. Mark my words....

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 11/08/2016 19:28

penchant

GrouchyKiwi · 11/08/2016 20:53

squoosh You are the worst person in the world right now.

TeaPleaseLouise · 11/08/2016 20:59

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user1469376681 · 11/08/2016 22:06

He met her on Twitter? There's hope for me yet running off with Sal Vulcano!! (It's ok he's on my list so it's allowed)

squoosh · 12/08/2016 10:10

I apologise Grouchy. I know you're particularly fond of Gregg. Sad

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