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yet again time for another thread

when will linda /sonja dissapeer for ml and what will be their excuse

andy - will it come out what he is doing?

will christine appear

will babe finally be caught for blackmailing

assuming lee will find out he has chlamydia and their baby will die/be born blind etc :(

will we see bobbie in prison, still say he will be out in 18mths

will max be back /for revenge?

glad gavin finally caught, will shirl find out about kathy and buster

will phil die, he was given up to xmas and half way there

Oh god, as long as they don't sing together with her bloody guitar as well

Maybe Sonja will dust off her trumpet as well. And Carmel will do a little dance to the wonderful tones....... :)

My theory is Dean will come back and Ronnie and Roxy will murder him and then run off to Spain. Ronnie still has Vincent's gun doesn't she? Maybe Linda too which will tie in with her maternity leave. Its all so far fetched.

It must be so frustrating to be Jane (or well anyone in EE). Ian received a phonecall, his voice changed as he said 'what what what' into the phone.
Jane: Whats the matter Ian?
Ian: Nothing love as he bolted out the door.
Jane Ok then

I think Louise and Mark Jnr will have a thing and the truth about his biological father will come out. The English accent is beyond ridiculous and I actually find it insulting to viewers.

Jay and Billy are now both homeless and both unemployed?

Are they ever going to bury Paul?

Mr Boot,
Ha ha ha.
I nearly forgot about Paul.
The family own a funeral business as well and he still hasn't been buried.
Do you know what I don't like , it's the script writers and producers thinking that "we" the viewers who give them all their ratings are stupid and we must have forgotten about storylines.

I'm not even sure the writers think the viewers are stupid. I think they have just become so complacent with churning it out that they don't care about consistency and simply aren't bothered writing proper scripts anymore. They throw in a few 'whodunnits', some huge storylines (which don't really matter anymore as they don't lead anywhere) which makes me think they are really just in cahoots with the tv magazines and are creating headlines.

Or maybe they are just crappy at their job and EE is surviving on its old reputation. Since the very dragged out Lucy storyline, it has been very disjointed and inconsistent.

And talking about Lucy storyline and Jane, it's only a matter of time before the "Omen Child" comes back .
No doubt just in time for Christmas .

I don't think Mark and Louise will get together coz Louise is 14. I think he will fall for Courtney because she is a similar age and it's more sensational coz she is Grant's daughter.

I can't remember who has Vincent's gun now - Ronnie took it to Phil for him to get rid of, Sharon found it and had it as protection for a while. Did Shirley shoot Phil with it? What happened to it then?

Good call about Mark and Courtney - that will force the parentage story out.

Are they ever going to bury Paul?

Ha! Paul has been dead for about a month and I didn't even realise there's been no funeral.

Paul is at his grandparents funeral parlour. I don't know what funeral parlours are like but do they have the right 'equipment' to keep a body that long? I know a body can stay in a mortuary for a while, but isn't that different?

All funeral places would have cold storage because iften have bodies for week or so, they get brought out for viewings. In theory don't think limit on how long you can delay funeral for but most people it would just add to costs.

Les mentioned it to Pam in the last episode, after Honey left. Pam ran off and shut herself in her room so it's clearly her who is blocking it and Les doesn't want to rock the boat.

I think Les "prepared" him though. I vaguely remember a scene where he said he was going to do this and Billy offered to do it for him.

Oh yes. Courtney and Mark

That would be incest tho Obv they don't know it

Can understand why Pam doesn't want to think about the funeral but it's a bit grim having him down there isn't it? They can't keep him there forever.

Ugh. Doesn't bear thinking about really.

What was the point aboutJenny, Paul's birth Mum? Is she going to make a return at his funeral or was that a storyline best forgotten. It served no purpose - so far...

I have just found you guys, Can anyone tell me what the hell has happened to cora?

Homeless = no one helped
Alchoholic = no one helped
Wierd scene with the white haired one (Kathys ex) not to be mentioned again.
Stole some money from dots purse I think was the last time I seen her, What happened after that?

A few years ago there was a thread on here about everyone being a character from a monster movie. It was about the time Max rose from his grave in Epping Forest and all agreed that Jack was a dead ringer for Boris Karloff as the creature in 'Frankenstein'.
I think Paul will walk out of the funeral parlour, team up with Fat Boy, Danielle and Lucy and take revenge on those who dun 'em wrong.
Then there's Bex with her corpse face make-up. And demon-child Bobby. Who else has died recently and could make a come-back?

Who else has died recently and could make a come-back

Peggy, She would be the queen of Zombenders!

Yea forgot Peggy. And Pat with the earrings. Then there's Frank Butcher, Dirty Den, Arthur Fowler et al!

What's going on with Bex's make up? I'm sure she's been looking less goth recently & suddenly the artificially white face is back.

I think the actress must've got a bit of a tan so it's contrasting even more. She wasn't that white before I'm sure of it. I'm really very pale so I notice if someone else is but she's extreme atm.

Actually I've thought of another reason it might be whiter than usual but can't say yet. Not on this thread anyway.

Cora just disappeared they made her sl

Cora just disappeared they made her sleep rough in famous open shed atlomeant , go through bibs etc just to send her off to other side of London. They are trying do something with the family in they brought Lauren and Abi still in it for some reason, guessing Max will be back at some point.

Love way mik keeps saying they will help when thers Him, Linda, Whitney, Lee, Babe, Jonny, Shirley and never have her over for hour for cup of tea. We meant believe that Sonia every shift is worked around Tina cafe shift.

Annoying not showing Janes carers, either someone needs help out of hospital like Patrick and Denise was falling apart h set Strain after first week of the burden of care or like Jane had carer in morning then just left to get on with it for rest of day. No text messages asking for help to go loo or get a drink!

It's so weird how both Tina and Linda are so very pregnant and they're not even trying to hide it.

*Sonia and Linda, that is.

Lulooo,
Omg .
Yes, it's totally ridiculous isn't it.
This is my previous point it's like the script writers and producers must think that "we",the viewers who bring in all their ratings are idiots.