Eden

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts tomorrow - anyone planning to watch?

It looks like a new version of Castaway without the heavy-handed interference of the TV crew and without the cosy huts provided.

I chickened out as I think wanting to slap some of them with a large, wet fish raised my blood pressure to dangerously high levels.

Should I Catch Up with it? Or are they as horrendously fluffy as they were last week? If I hear that little group of Wannabe Alpha Males sulk again I may just pop!

I feel for Anton. He tried to tell them they needed to prepare, they wouldn't listen.

My friend showed me her wood store for next winter today and I was blown away by how much was needed. They need to be chopping like mad.

I would also hate it and be so outside of my comfort zone that I'd be looking back from Mars, but I know you have to season wood (ideally for two years) otherwise it burns mostly smoke and little heat, if it burns at all; that you need to plant ahead and protect your juvenile crops; that the winter weather up north and on the coast will be vicious and you need to sort out shelter above all else.

I wonder what the smokers will do when their fags run out?

I bet Anton knows that sally

well i wish he would mention it,its giving me the rage them being so ill prepared

Is Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, innit?

I am willing to bet that someone will crack and walk to the shop for cigs.

I'm very Tony Blackburn about my log pile.

We restacked our logs a couple of weeks ago and I sighed a sigh of joy when it was done. Should've taken a picture really.

It's bonkers that they took so long to get the garden sorted out.

You'd think they'd do that before a sweat lodge, say. (Still not sure what the point of a sweat lodge even is)

Fuck, snow!!

Ooh freezing:(

They don't have money to buy cigarettes even if they did walk to the shop, do they?

Snow

Hope Anton is warm and smug as fuck

I wonder if this snow will focus their minds?

No, they just want to sledge.

Where's Anton????

oh i remember IACGMOOH and the wood pile,that would be me,i cant walk past a decent piece of wood/fallen tree without adding it to my log pile

En.

I bet they could barter a chicken or sheep for some cigs and a bottle of gin.

I don't know.

I'd be very suspicious of anyone lurking outside a shop offering me livestock in exchange for me buying them cigarettes and alcohol.

I'd do anything for a leg of lamb, Joey.

Dunno, they do things differently in countryside don't they?!

Some bloke tried to sell me a leg of lamb as I was leaving the hospital the other week

Ewwww potato porridge

They shouldn't have spent the first 6 weeks pouring sugar on their porridge then, should they?

Oh! Here comes their Ocado delivery!

are you sure it was lamb and not somebodys limb

ofgs a mystery bat containing sweets

Omg I missed it!!!!!! I'm so freaking angry