All new TENNIS thread- are we ready for clay? The road to Roland Garros starts here...

[Raahh]

well, it has already started so, get the vanish out, the orange stuff gets everywhere.

Highlights to include- can Rafa win a tournament this April?
Is Djok starting a losing streak wishful thinking ?
Will Murray get enough sleep to retain his title in Madrid? (Doesn't appear to be scheduled to play Munich)
Will Stan's shorts be a patch on last year's?
And never discount the Rog Bot!

So, Vamos! Allez! Let's go!

Watch RG on ITV4. You can see anybody British or Novak Djokovic.

Soooo cross.

Come on Bedene!

Rafa has Bagnis running all over the place now. MIght be another short match

Sounds good !

Want to see Rafa, not Bedene and another unknown on an outside court.

Ideally we want Steve to give Novak a bit of a match but I think that's wishful thinking.

Its so frustrating, carabos.

I'm ranging from to to that he's winning.

Do we have a bagel ?

Yes we do !

VAMOS RAFA !

Grr.

I do not want to watch bedene or Djok.

Even if ges thrashing Bagnis, I'd rather watch Rafa < wails>

Shall we be Kevin and Perry ?

ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnoooooootttttttttt ffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr.

Rafa's nearly won...

FINALLY.

Yes yes, well done Bedene.

Now Fuck Off.

VAMOS RAFA !

Bet they should Novak cos Steve is giving him a bit of a 1st set.

*show

Phew Bedene has won.

Although this means we will probably have to watch his next match at the expense of something more interesting. sorry aliaz.

Vamos Rafa!!!

I think Djok is just letting Darcis think he's in the match...

John just said "we'll be back with one of the big names on the show courts"....

Do you ? From the scoreline he seems to be matching him ?

Ha ha ha.

Bedene faces winner of Novak V Steve.

They're not going to show Rafa.

Fucking Novak.

Cunts.

Oh shit- of course he does! Oh well, guaranteed to see it hen, if it's Djok!

Now- is it Dar-See or Dar-sis. The Vommenators cant make up their minds.

Rafa should play Mahut/Granollers next. They might show it, if is Mahut?

They are still harping on about Dar-sea/Dar-sis beating Rafa at Wimbledon. Get over it- he's not going to beat him here.

Darcis is taking all his chances, but it is set point Djok.

Boris is bright red with very white hair

Boris looks awful.

Novak doesn't look well to me.

Go James !

Darcis is taking it to Novak.

Well, he seemed to be. Will he go to pieces now ?

Ooh. John's kicking off because Novak and Steve have the same colour tops on.

Oh, its Fabrice. Makes up for the match. A bit.

VAMOS RAFA !

Why is Inverdale complaining about the clothes? Has he never watched Wimbledon?