THE VOICE- Its the FINAL! ****7PM****

[Raahh]

So ,here we go- after such a thrilling and nail biting series.- it's all coming to an end.

All the acts are performing twice , on their own and with the mentor, before the telephone lines open to vote off one. Then, I imagine they sing the winner's song (something written by a bloke who writes for Sia- so overblown and potentially shouty then).

So Cody, Kevin, Jolan or Lydia (who has been ill, apparently, and was rumoured to be pulling out).

So, I've been ill all day with a headache, so I will be watching sober for once. It will be a long two hours

See y'all later .

Rickeee in a bow tie??

Ricks bow tie? A bit 70s working man club circa 1972

I've missed weeks of this shite

Pleased to see it's the same mix of people who can't sing, have no dress sense, judges thinking fervently of their bank account, and loopy supporters incl. sleeping babies with printed gubbins.

Am in

I like Paloma's hair this week.

I've got way too over invested in this show, I actually like all the finalists!

Oh wow- look at Baby Brent!

I feel like Ricky is on the edge of a breakdown.

Arrghhh jordan is there anyway

Will we see Lydia's lunch again this week I wonder?

Destiny- I don't mind them- but don't think Orange Lydia is final worthy.

I like Lydia

Its my dodgy Tv, but everyone looks a bit sunburnt? How is this
Not keen on Essex Lydia. Used to work in Romford years go.
Welling up

Yes Pav's hair looks lovely. V German madchen!

Nan!!

Finally, the FINAL is here. I'm about 15 mins behind, will catch up in the boring bits.

OMG I actually forgot about Lydia! I meant the other 3...

Bloody hell- will she float away?please

Balloons??

Well at least it's not doves...

Destiny She is easy to forget. She is so very fake

C(rapping)?

Just no

Another micro skirt. And another rap. Yawn.

Claw hand dancing- check.

Oh and more yelling. Bingo.

Paloma looks nice.

I shouldn't have to turn the sound off in the finals, should I?

This is a bit Mariah Carey