Ok, I've just flicked Neighbours on (mortally embarrassed emoticon required) and the Nun isn't a Nun anymore ?!

[NDPWillSpendLessTimeHereIn2007]

Or at least she isn't dressing like one anymore

Why ?

(anything to avoid coursework)

and why is Max mad ?

imjust chatting to a pal in WA just now

she says toadie has just been stabbed (dont watch neighbours so have no idea hwat she is on about)

i fyou want to know more about neighbours ill ask her if you like

imjust chatting to a pal in WA just now

she says toadie has just been stabbed (dont watch neighbours so have no idea hwat she is on about)

i fyou want to know more about neighbours ill ask her if you like

Toady gets shot not stabbed, well unless he gets stabbed aswell.

Ok here goes, it might not all make sense if you haven't watched it for a while.

Carmella's (The Nun) boyfriend (Connor the Irish bloke who is no longer in it) needed £100k to pay for an operation for his dd. Carmella persuaded her cousin (who is the loopy one in hospital with Sky) to sell her baby for the £100k. Theresa (the cousin) wanted her baby back, so Carmella went back to the couple she sold the baby to to ask if Theresa could keep in contact with the baby only to be told the baby died 3 months ago. Theresa collapsed and is not coping - she has told Sky she has a husband and baby at home. Carmella is consumed with guilt and has left the convent. I think the Mother Superior asked her to leave. She snogged Ned somewhere along the line too.

HTH

she just posted on msn "toadies been stabbed"

Lol, I don't watch it regularly. I prob have half an eye on an episode once a fortnight.

Elle, Paul's daughter is playing mind tricks on Max. But it is now seeping over into rl and his own mind is starting to play tricks on him.

yeah right ndp

lol, honestly ! I had a look on Digital Spy but it wasn't very helpful.

Thanks Fimbo. Why is she messing with Max's head ? Last time I saw it Max was on the verge of shagging flat-faced Katya

He must get stabbed aswell then poor bloke, but he definatly gets shot aswell cos i have watched it on you tube LOL.

Thanks for the Nun stuff too, Fimbo. Gawd, it's a hotbed of action in Ramsey St !

Max ran over Elle's brother because he was chasing Katia and he thought it was the mad twin but it wasn't it was the nice one. Then the nice twin died.
Elle couldn't forgive Max for killing her brother so started to play mind games with him...

HTH!!

Now I'm back in proper work again, I'm missing all this, so what's happened with Bree and the weird blind Ann and her parents? Hmm, and to think I went back to work to stop myself watching this!!!

I never saw the results of Sky's amnio-did she ever get them?

There, I've said it now

Karmela shrugged off her nun habit to jump Ned's bones.

But Katya's trying to cop off w/him, too.

Of course, Ned's such a gentleman.

[pass the bucket! he's an ugly, gormless dud]

Sky's baby is fine!

Karl just messed w/her head.

Twunt.

Expat, I trust you've been glued to Soapstar Superstar, watching your favourite tv doctor making a further prat of himself? Surely this is more grounds for getting him struck off...somehow?

ROFL @ expat's 22.36 post

Honestly, have you seen Ned w/no top?!

UGGGGH!!!

Madonna has better muscle tone.

Not to mention that himbo look of his.

He's rank.

Of course, compared to midget Paul, twunt Karl and git-faced Max, he's marginally attractive.

Notice I'm not even counting Stingray or Dylan.

One more question Expat, then I'll stop harassing you. Do you like anyone in Neighbours?

Yes, I like Oscar .

LOL!