BBC has bumped the bake off for some fucking footie.

[MardyBra]

The fuckers.

It sucks.

I prefer cake to watching some grown men ponce around a fake field chasing after a leather ball and behaving like toddlers.

Thank fuck for that, nothing more mind numbingly dull than watching people bake fucking cakes.

Arses!

I'm fed up with male sport dominating the schedules.

And why does every news bulletin finish with male sport.

We could have updates on Mary Berry's latest lemon drizzle recipe instead.