THE VOICE WEEK 5- It's on at 7.15 SATURDAY [title edited by MNHQ]

[Raahh]

...and this week promises the great nephew of Cilla Black and a group who go by the name 'Wett and Wilde' who are a couple in their 60's, and have previously been on BGT. Rory (who is 68) has previously jammed with the Beatles.

Here are their song choices (spread over the 2 nights)

VIVICA JADE
'Gravity' - DJ Fresh and Ella Eyre

MARVIN THE JAZZ MAN
'Sing Sing Sing' - Louis Prima

CHLOE CASTRO
'From Eden' - Hozier

MIKE COLLIN
'Budapest' - George Ezra

GEMMA MAGNUSSON
'Something Inside So Strong' - Labi Siffre

KAGAN
'Take A Bow' - Rihanna

CIAN DUCROT
'One More Night' - Maroon 5

TOBIAS ROBERTSON
'You've Got A Friend In Me' - Randy Newman

WETT N WILDE
'Up Where We Belong' - Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes

DYLAN THOMAS
'Like A Rolling Stone' - Bob Dylan

BRADLEY WATERMAN
'Forget You' - Cee Lo Green

MARI MARLI
'Bang Bang' - will.i.am

VANGELIS
Song: 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me' - Boy George

I am assuming Vangelis is not the Vangelis of 'Jon and..' and 'Chariots of Fire' fame. That really would be cool. Especially as he didn't sing.

7.15pm is a tad early. Need to get organised.

I used to think Paloma was 'kooky' but I've now realised she is actually really vacuous.

yes, NEXT WEEK. Definitely next week!

Oh well. No doubt 'the double ' weekend episodes will be upon us soon with the battle rounds! It does go on and on this show

I enjoyed tonight.....but why can't they get a decent woman on there?
Paloma is so dense

thank you, MNHQ

Paloma is indeed rubbish. Kylie and Jj were terrible too. I actually didn't mind Rita Ora when she did it, but she was more annoying on the X Factor.

I'd like to see Kate Bush as a judge! Sadly she's got too much class to ever do it.

Why are all the female judges utterly shite? It's always about them (particularly Kylie) and never about the acts. Paloma has gone seriously down in my estimations since she started on The Voice.

I can't think of anyone that would be good in the female judge role.

Alison Moyet would be good.

Charlotte Church or Lily Allen. Even more annoying than Paloma? I bet Lily Allen would be fun.

Annie Lennox? Probably bit too classy too.

Not Charlotte Church, she would be unbearable. Too sanctimonious.

Annie Lennox would be perfect, but she would never do it.

Shirley Bassey or Lulu! I bet they could rival Tom Jones for some great name dropping!

Destinys I was thinking Shirley Bassey . Could get back the Welsh vote.

Lulu would be dreadful. Far too giddy.

We ought to be grateful Cilla is no longer with us, I suppose.

Lulu irritates me but I have no factual evidence why. She must have done something that annoyed me that I have forgotten about.

Who is the lady with the red hair (proper red-dyed) who is a voice coach? Carrie Grant is it? She should know her onions.

Or what about...Adele? She'd be a right laugh!

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Carrie Grant! yes She was a coach on Fame Academy, I think. She can also bounce in high heels on 'Carrie and David's Pop shop' (a contender for one of the worst cbeebies shows ever).

There must be someone who isn't annoying.

Lulu is irritating because she still does the 'little girlie' thing even though she is way too old. And will mention Gary Barlow.

If they get rid of Paloma and Ricky, they could get the Cheeky girls.

Well exactly! Would be fun tho. Did anyone see when she joined an audition of Adele lookalikes and she was wearing a fake nose? She was hilarious! The look on the lookalikes' faces when they heard her sing and realised it was the real deal was priceless!

Didn't Lulu have some sort of shenanigans with one of TT?

If they get rid of Paloma and Ricky how about Jedward?

That was brilliant wasn't it Destiny? Amazing how much a fake nose changed her looks. I love Adele, not her music so much but she seems a really genuine nice person.

How about Mel C? The least worst Spice Girl?

Here it is in case you missed it!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXjxWaQs9o

Oh no, not Adele. There have been too many gobby Laaahndoners already.

If we are really unlucky, they will get Emilie Sande. And she will sing. Every week. Will be like 2012 all over again.

least worst Spice girl

Jedward

but could they be worse than Paloma?

Zig and Zag would be better than Paloma.

Perhaps a puppet judge is the way forward.