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Ni bloody gella

98 replies

Ledkr · 14/12/2015 20:58

Why does she irritate me so much, I quite like her food but she's so smug and all that vacant or knowing stares are just so unnecessary.

And all her simpering guffawing dinner guests.

Is it just me?

And she's lost so much weight I don't believe she eats any of it.

I've finished now Xmas Grin

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Kingfisherfree · 17/12/2015 00:02

Sharp mind Wink

shadowfax07 · 17/12/2015 01:33

Could someone who has Nigella Bites do me a huge favour, and let me know the ingredients for the jug full of bloody Mary? I can only find American measures on t'internet. TA ever so.

SoupDragon · 17/12/2015 08:26

Here you go...

Ni bloody gella
dolkapots · 17/12/2015 08:42

I have watched it a few times but it left me feeling a tad uncomfortable. I wasn't sure if it was going to turn from double chocolate cake into hardcore porn. She was wearing a black negligee thing and there was a lot of suggestive lip licking and bosom shots and then in the next frame her children's school friends around for a sample. 'Twas weird.

Dowser · 17/12/2015 10:01

Find her very weird. Neither like nor dislike. Was some of her strange behaviour on previous shows down to drug use or was that somethingconcotedby exh to discredit her.

Whatever her background story she's been incredibly successful.

Dowser · 17/12/2015 10:02

Meant to include this link

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/26/nigella-lawson-cocaine-charles-saatchi

SeekEveryEveryKnownHidingPlace · 17/12/2015 10:08

What gets me shouting is how little food she seems to give her billions of best buds - here everyone, a sliver of beef and a shit load of cabbage, mmmm, that's so good - which never seems substantially more than the platefuls she makes for herself and devours before she even sits down!

Also - and I know this isn't her fault - the endless montages of London are annoying. WE KNOW WHERE SHE BLOODY LIVES BY NOW!

BatteryHenPecked · 17/12/2015 11:47

I really can't stand Nigella. I always think her meals look a bit meagre for the number of people she's feeding. She's very smug and completely lacking in charm- the outtakes at the end of her current show are toe-curling.

DH reckons she's nothing special to look at, apparent she's just 'a fat dinner lady who still bothers to wear make-up'

Kingfisherfree · 17/12/2015 12:02

Nice Hmm

MitzyLeFrouf · 17/12/2015 12:08

Your DH sounds like a real prince.

MissBattleaxe · 17/12/2015 12:09

She's gorgeous and I won't hear a word against her. Her only flaw is pretending she catches buses and thinking we are all best friends with our local Italian deli owner ( What local Italian deli?)

She has had so many knocks in life- she lost her mother, her sister and her husband to cancer, then married an abusive control freak.

If you find her smug it's probably the director's fault, shouting "Camp it up Nige!" off camera.

TurduckenForDinner · 17/12/2015 12:10

I suspect she's a lot nicer and more down to earth than her TV persona. She has become quite annoying on TV.

SearedChestnut · 17/12/2015 12:19

I really enjoy her writing. I find her v intelligent.

I don't think she is very comfortable on tv though and so it comes across as very artificial.

I think she has been badly advised by her producers too. Pretending to be "normal" and "down to earth" when she lives and works in very high 'falutin circles and lives in a designer house etc just doesn't come across well. She isn't like the rest of us (good luck to her!) and she therefore shouldn't pretend that she is!

I agree with others about the maniacal smiling though I'm afraid! '[Yes we know you love cooking, but it's not necessary to constantly grin at the mixing bowl or chopping board to get that point across!]

Above all though, I think the main problem with this series is that it just doesn't offer anything particularly new or original - the content is lacking - which was the saving grace of previous series.

And agree with others that the concept seems very woolly - is it health food, easy food, Middle Eastern food or what?

And the bits at the end come across as very contrived - which is the opposite of what she was trying to portray I think - a bit toe-curling.

Feel very disloyal posting all of that though because in general I'm a big fan. But she has been through some hideous things in the past couple of years so will forgive her for now! Smile

Over and out and barky shards to all Grin

HoggleHoggle · 17/12/2015 12:43

I really like her and I think she is intelligent and well knows, and perpetrates, the parody side of her.

That being said, I'm not buying the new book because I don't go to Nigella for info on how to eat copious numbers of seeds, and I do also agree that the general smiling at everything while cooking is a bit mad, even for her.

HoggleHoggle · 17/12/2015 12:44

Barky shards Grin

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 17/12/2015 13:13

I bet batteryhen 's husband is an Adonis and I wish him nothing but happiness and love. I really hope his bitter attitude to women doesn't cause his cock to shrivel up and fall off
Hth

ShotgunNotDoingThePans · 17/12/2015 14:14

I always get irritated by her way of 'possessing' every recipe she demonstratws: 'MY ham in treacle, MY disgusting chocolate cookies etc. As if she's been making them since time immemorial and just concocted the recipe herself. Yet in her books she makes no secret she filches other people's ideas, and last Christmas it was all MY something else entirely.

Add to the wobbly head the looking-up-under-the-eyelashes for extra annoyingness. I prefer the Alex Polizzi approach - don't think dhe's doing it this year, but that thing she did the other Christmas about sprucing your place up for the season was beyond fabulous, a sumptuous glimpse into a properly clarsy lifestyle - although, to be fair, it probably wasn't her house either.
Re. Nigella's 'friends': she said she always likes to invite a crowd to make the party swing, then when we see the actual party in the end shot there were precisely seven people standing round the table Grin.

BatteryHenPecked · 17/12/2015 14:30

I'll pass on your warm wishes to DH.

BeckerLleytonNever · 17/12/2015 17:03

when I did cooking at school, 1st rule of the kitchen was hygene(sp).

I never understand why:

purely for tv asthetics I guess , not one cook/chef ever ties their hair back, nigella the worst offender, hair all over the food, sweating droplets of sweat into food .....

gary Rhodes USED to wear a chefs hat and james martin USED to wear a bandanna, but no more.

fingernail paint chipping into the food.

and I know Jamie O cant help having a big tongue and a lisp but slobbering all into the food too...nooooo.

cant stand nigella, all hair and flirting.

suzannecaravaggio · 17/12/2015 17:13

she was seriously porky for a while wasnt she... I think she looks much better slim
yeah she's annoying

rosebiggs · 17/12/2015 17:23

She used to do the beauty tips in the Times before Sali Hughes. Used to love reading her column.

Team Nigella.

rosebiggs · 17/12/2015 17:24

Seriously porky? Hmm

Seriouslyffs · 17/12/2015 17:30

#Teamanyone
Who navigates earning money from living publically and retains a modicum of dignity. Shocked at some of the comments here.

suzannecaravaggio · 17/12/2015 17:31

yeah Seriously porky, or at least on the fat side of voluptuous
like fat but still had a waist kind of thing

DSClarke · 17/12/2015 17:33

I love Nigella's food but I find it a bit strange that she used to be a good few years older than me, and now she looks about 5 years younger.