Celeb Big Bro 2016 - calling all PWBs! Less than a month to go!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time to prepare for chatting about nothing, discussing snacks and comparing advert breaks!

Not long now my loves, lets get ready to whinge about poor tasks, celebs we've never heard of and Emma's crap interviewing skills.

Seems like we've never been away....

Scoop

And there was some 'under bearskin' action if I remember to make you cringe.

Let's hope there's someone with a clue on how to survive in there this time.

Is that woman in the front row having a wardrobe malfunction or is her dress meant to gape open at the boobs like that?

Anne

Sorry. MIL 'popped' in. ON LAUNCH NIGHT. And talked over the telly!!

I'll be back tomo to join in!

Ha Ha Red and Scoop.

Anne, I told you 10,000BC was coming back in my first ad break report.Huh!

Night Thorn, Night AF, hope you get some sleep tonight, it's horrendous not sleeping.

How many children does Emma have?

I'd blanked that out until you helpfully reminded me, scoop.

I thought LadyC was going in.

I'll definitely be watching then!

Emma Willis is more suited to Jackanory. Tame dull boring Brummie.

We will need the bleach tankers out in force Anne

Sorry Enrique, I was busy getting sherry. Can you forgive me???

Patiences MIL on the clipboard of shame.

for Anne.

That's what I like to hear, Felix!

We'll need a pipeline, scoop!

Everything about Emma annoys me. Her voice is grating.

There's a new series of X Files starting in February too I see.

Felix, no it's another crap post the Ads show. We're IN

Anne, there are a couple of err 'interesting' wardrobe choices in that front row. Neither of them involve much fabric

Anne I bet you hate the way she slurps her coffee

10000 BC is the perfect show for us. Loads of time for ad breaks and random chats.

Yes I do, scoop.

To be fair, she could go and work in plague-ravaged slums voluntarily and never mention it and I would still be annoyed by her.

Pmsl Anne

I won't be answering the door tomorrow I tell you!

Anyway, quick two penneth. Agree re the two martyrs having a game plan! Scotty T is an uncouth chump. Him and the Irish mod with the extreme neck tattoo will be vying for Megan's attention. Necky will win, so S-Twat will move on to Stephanie.

Hate GC but that's judging her from TOWIE. Think Daniella will be alright. Overall, am pretty happy with line-up... potential for drama, fights, laughs, outrage and showmances. Yeah!