X FACTOR - Grab your popcorn, switch off your mobiles, it's MOVIE week!

[Raahh]

Or songs from films, if you prefer.

This is what they are singing-

WHITNEY WARNING

THE BOYS
Ché Chesterman : When A Man Loves A Woman from the movie When A Man Loves A Woman
Mason Noise : Men In Black from the movie Men In Black

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Licence To Kill from the movie James Bond - Licence To Kill
Louisa Johnson : Everybody's Free from the movie Romeo & Juliet
Monica Michael : Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) from the movie Kill Bill

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : I Have Nothing from the movie The Bodyguard
Max Stone : Secret Garden from the movie Jerry Maguire

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : Who Let The Dogs Out from The Rugrats Movie
4th Impact : Work It Out from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember

Not exactly the most obvious choices- apart from the Bodyguard
'Who let the dogs out' should be fun. Hope they are dressed as dogs.

And it's another double elimination this week. I would prefer it if they did it like they used to- and told them on the Saturday night if they were in the bottom two (and binned another one off there and then) But I am evil.

So- til later. I may have to open the tub of twiglets that I bought for Christmas. knowing full well it wouldn't last that long

Simon looking a but portly there. that camera man will be for the chop.

Why have Reggie and Bolie changed their name? They were called Menn on Point at auditions,

Mon has the Mob on her side, definitely. In the past 12 months since she was booted off, she has systematically bribed and murdered members of the production team. maybe.

Yes, Mon is terrifying.

Vodka ALL the groups had to change their names for legal reasons. Who would have thought there were 2 groups in the world who couldn't spell Men?

Ché is such a random name. Especially with a surname like Chesterman.

There's this awful smell in my kitchen.

When Monica went back to see the kids that she teaches to sing and rap none of them looked very happy to see her! She ran in screaming and they did hug her but they didn't look very enthusiastic. I bet they hate her.

OMG- they have de-curlyfied Jess. Bastards.

It looks bad, give her the curls back.

Who is this? I have no idea who she is!

In the words of the dear departed Louis Walsh 'she's a young Carol Decker'.

Dillite- his dad is called Che too!

Clearly, someone stole Jess's diffuser. She looks awful.

This is...muted.

The wet hair look is never the look.

Louisa & Lauren have a better voice than her, shrill woman.

She looks as if she's been in a collision with a chip pan

This song is so bloody dull. Why is everyone shit live?

squoosh- Bloody hell, Carol Decker, she was a screechy one.

I got married in a suit like that. It was wasted on ExH.

thanks Raahh, who would have thought the word men was so hard to spell

Oh but China In Your Hand though.

Is her microphone not turned up high enough?

Ijust- it is the official Children in need single- tradition dictates it is boring as fuck. See also- Ellie Goulding.

She didn't have time to dry her hair?