X FACTOR - Grab your popcorn, switch off your mobiles, it's MOVIE week!

[Raahh]

Or songs from films, if you prefer.

This is what they are singing-

WHITNEY WARNING

THE BOYS
Ché Chesterman : When A Man Loves A Woman from the movie When A Man Loves A Woman
Mason Noise : Men In Black from the movie Men In Black

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Licence To Kill from the movie James Bond - Licence To Kill
Louisa Johnson : Everybody's Free from the movie Romeo & Juliet
Monica Michael : Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) from the movie Kill Bill

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : I Have Nothing from the movie The Bodyguard
Max Stone : Secret Garden from the movie Jerry Maguire

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : Who Let The Dogs Out from The Rugrats Movie
4th Impact : Work It Out from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember

Not exactly the most obvious choices- apart from the Bodyguard
'Who let the dogs out' should be fun. Hope they are dressed as dogs.

And it's another double elimination this week. I would prefer it if they did it like they used to- and told them on the Saturday night if they were in the bottom two (and binned another one off there and then) But I am evil.

So- til later. I may have to open the tub of twiglets that I bought for Christmas. knowing full well it wouldn't last that long

Aww poor olly can't count!

Olly you plonker!

Flack won't speak until Monica moves out of her way.

Maybe olly had a premonition

Ollie has been drinking in the backstage, hasn't he? I would too to be honest.

Is he sorry though?

Hoots Mon.

Compenetion?

So ollie knew already and jumped the gun? Oops

Somewhere Dermot O'Leary is laughing very hard

They would have known the public vote

Now, come on hash the whole 2 plus 2 thing is tricky.

I'm glad Anton is through.

Bog off Mon-ster.

Ha do you think ollly had advanced knowledge and fucked it up?

Piss off Rita, you didn't remember her name last week.

Olly looks really flustered and gutted now.

Tee hee hee.

They must know the deadlock vote before hand, I think.

Of course Olly fucked up. He just couldn't wait for it all to be over.

Olly just heard them tear up next year's contract.

I'm off to the I'm a Celebrity Thread.

Have a good week everyone, see you next Saturday

Is Flack a legitimate presenter? Or did she only get this job because she once shagged Harry from 1D?

They would"ve told him through earpiece too early. Does anyone actually download those songs?

thered see you there!

Well- next week can't be another double-lemon-nation, can it?

Mon-ster will be gutted, as she now misses out on the tour. I predict one of the remaining acts will be 'ill' and she will step in...

Till next week y'all.

Nighty night!

Night y'all !

Dear God the whole thing is amateurish. This used to be a 'must watch' but not anymore. Nobody is talking about it, nobody cares.

If Simon is wondering what has gone wrong, he only has to look at the second rate presenters and judges.

Olly and CF - poor substitutes for professionals. Nick Grimshaw a second rate DJ , Rita Ora - how many of the XF audience actually know who the hell she is .

He could have got away with wor Cheryl if the rest of them were any good, but they aren't.

Auditions in stadiums - misguided. That 'chair' business - unnecessary humiliation, belongs in the 70's.

Dire.