The Apprentice

[lorelei9]

who's watching?

I'm sad that we won't have Nick this time. And I hope Baggsy gets a tribute of some sort.

How fast did she just speak!!

I'm guessing cream raincoat and tartan scarf

Scarf time

Ooh I was close.

And she's deluded.

Good guess Noel

She came across as a right twat in the taxi

Selina's face!

sTfU!

So Vana and her distracting lip fillers remain

They are proper painting Selina as Evil

I think VAna is the first PM I've seen to take full responsibility and now Sugar has effectively told her she should not have. I always say this show is actually just like a real work place, this is a good example.

What is it with the lip fillers? Aisha had them last week and they were gone by you're fired and she looked miles better!

Someone has discovered the Babyliss Big Hair!

Claude is a giant wanker

Can't believe they didn't go to a Hypermarche for the snails and mussels. Could probably have got the boat there as well!

How hard do they make this!

1. Split into teams; those who speak language go to country. Rest stay.
2. Look at list and establish country source for each item. Give target locations. Establish any personal links or knowledge
3. Go to get items in first location. If not there ask if they know anywhere

And finally YOURE IN FRANCE home of the GIANT hyper marche
2 minutes in e.leclerc or Carrefour would have got 80% items off list!!

I don't understand the toy boat - in last year's Apprentice one team came back with a cardboard skeleton and Sugar's comments were almost unprintable. This year, coming back with a toy is rewarded.

I don't think he should have fired Jenny - on previous occasions he's given them another chance and made them the Project Manager on the next task.

They were walking through a market at one point in France, I can't believe there wasn't a cheese stall, a fish stall and probably one selling snails! If not, surely in the street where the cheese shop was there would have been shops that sold mussels and snails, why do they always go to restaurants?

What did Selina say that they found so offensive? I thought I heard 'deep diving????' and she insisted it was a joke.

Why why WHY do they always try to buy food items from restaurants, how is it that supposedly creme de la creme don't realise there's things such as shop that also sell food!!!!

I think that they didn't go to a Hypermarche because they have to haggle on the price to get below the vendors original price.

I can't imagine that working very well in a hypermarche. Admittedly I've never been to one, but surely it'd be a bit like going into Tesco and saying "oh, you want £10 for this block of cheese? That's too much. How about we shake hands on £5?" I just can't imagine that working.

emotions - I think Selina had made up some story about her dog dying. And when the others brought it up in the boardroom, she said it was a joke.

Which seemed not at all funny and very tasteless to me at the very least.

She used very bad French and basically said her dog had died, her mum had died, her dad had died

I think she was joking in a - feel sorry for me way and give me a discount. It was just cringe making. I think he gave her a discount through pity

Ooh the girls are so bitchy this year, Vana being the biggest.

I think Elle should have gone tonight. She looked as though she was completely flapping and was rude to the anchor woman. If I was the anchor woman I soo would've bumped the price of the boat up once Elle volunteered that she was 'now desperate'.

As an aside, does Elle remind anyone else of Muriel Heslop from Muriel's Wedding? (Think its the lips)

Ah yes, I remember that speech thanks Bond & BYO it was pretty tasteless, if that's the level of your negotiation skills then you are one sad act.

Yes MyName I was wondering who Elle reminded me of!

I find Natalie (the one with short blonde hair who did the damnawful pitch last week) irritating beyond belief, I cannot adequately express the feelings the smug look on her face brings out in me!