X FACTOR-27/9 The week the Rugby confuses everything and moves things to SUNDAY!

[Raahh]

I am still suffering, but not so much, and then I got all confused by the missing X factor.

I actually thought it had been pulled for being shit, but then came to my senses. :-)

More boot camp this week , I think. Can it be worse than last week? how many more will go through after forgetting the words?

Miami v Oldham?

hard one.

How big is the 3rd biggest sex shop in Oldham?

It's always a good time for the Darius picture

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....

A Primark Joss Stone!

I would be so pissed, others in L A or france having fun, then told im off to Oldham. No offence to Manchester but i would really rather go L A !

I like this one. Am I warming to them all?!

Oldham? Priceless! Can't wait to see their reactions to that gem!

This is one contestant that the stylists might actually make look better

On reflection, Squoosh- it was little more than a shed. And they had the heating cranked up super high- so we looked all red faced and sweaty.

It was a funny place, really.

Just a bit bigger than the 4th biggest sex shop, Squoosh.

80s don't diss the lovely Matt Damon!

It's like falling into a wormhole back to 2001 when Christina Aguilera was at her shouty peak.

WILLY WARNING

Darius

A sweaty sex shed.

I can see why you thought to yourself 'He's the one for me'.

That poor poor child

My aim- not to fall off these shoes.

Is Gifty short for gift shop?

A mustard culottes jumpsuit. Marvellous, every teenager should have one.

squoosh- I know. He's a keeper.

Oh my God! My eyes!

There's a child standing there too!!!

She can't walk in those heels!

She was 5?

I actually put my specs on so I could focus properly on the tip of Darius' willy.

I can sink no lower.

Raah . Works every time.

I'd forgotten that Darius pic.

How could you forget that Darius pic?