X FACTOR- 19/9- the final auditions this weekend ( possibly)

[Raahh]

I have been in bed all day trying to ignore a migraine. First one for a year, so it has knocked me for 6.

No idea what to expect tonight, except there are some returnees and an Irish Eurovision contestant.

I have water and drugs ( strictly legal).

see y'all later....

Who invited Alvin and the chipmunks?

Mr Baxter, you are the weakest link

Boffy

Louis was on Keep it in the Family last night. He got dropped through the floor at a rate of knots!

Ice cream man wasnt bad actuLly. Mines a 99

back to the pe hall for Mr Baxter

That line 'they'll learn much more than I'll ever know' KILLS ME

PE teacher gone.

The fairy, ice cream man melted. Gutted.
Missed Louis last night. Caught the end of the show, that trap door is lethal

I've caught up.
Even when I sped it up this bootcamp is dragging, where's Sinitta and her strategically placed potted palm?

Back to the Met for him then

Did we not toy with the idea of a trap door in the stage for the live finals? It was either last year or the year before

Im sure Sinitta and Louis will be on next week! Can feel it in my bones
..

Nancy, was mooted last year as we hated Clunty soo much.
Who will drag out a nan? Bets are on

This one is the new lamenting Lauren from Billericay.

Earrings, MASSIVE EARRINGS!

The blokes are like a Joey Essex car crash

Nancy, funny! Love his bandana though

Massive Earrings didn't even sing!

Have you all given up the will to live...

Pretty much Nancy

Back now after dinner break

Some big voices in this ensemble

Is there a plastic chair round after this or is judges houses next?

And why are they outside?

Yep, had a look at facebook. Nothing doing there either!

OMG he's like a thin Andi Peters