Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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I'm not bringing my little bleeder to the AGM, it would defeat the whole object and I'd have to stay sober(ish).

Ladies, I have just choked on my coffee reading this at work. There is a man in the hot desk next to me (not the 25 stone one) and he's given me a really strange look so I've had to pretend the coffee went down the wrong way.

Like a gradual strip tease ice? Might just feint!

ilove I bet CJ wouldn't go down the wrong way

Jen don't make me choke again!

Brings new meaning to the word 'hot desk' Iove

oh, yeah a slow very hot striptease

What did they put in our water last night ladies?

Morning all. Just reading prospective ideas for the Jackoffanory scenario. Slow Strip sounds very appealing indeed, maybe as he turns the page something else comes off?

ice I can't access the FB pic for some reason, says it's been removed, can you put it on here? I want to see what everyone's leching over admiring and most probably join in

Takes a while for them to remove it don't want to get in trouble

If it's an item per page he'll have to read from one of those large print books you get from the library woof

I can hear the screams of 'Turn!Turn'.

He doesn't actually wear that many items anyway does he, so he should be naked by halfway through the first chapter.

Oh just had a horrible thought. Does anyone remember Cyril from That's Life? He used to sit in a leather chair and read from a large book. I've suddenly gone right off a leather chair...

Maybe he can start the striptease with this (also handy practice for flap lifting) and then move onto the filth later.

Does he need a page turner? I wouldn't want him to get an accidental paper cut. I'm willing to sit on his knee and turn the pages for him.

Oh please don't Pixie not again, it was bad enough with Thomas's blow hole and Old Jack's Boat last night... you are trouncing through my bleeder's library! It's SO disturbing!

Pix perhaps we could spice that story up slightly with "Where's G Spot?" and it could be more of a non-fiction instructional manual than a children's bedtime story

Yes orph I remember Cyril from That's Life - time to ditch the leather chesterfield I feel...

I think we might need some help on the flap lifting for that one woof, maybe one strike back boy on each side?

Agreed Pix that size flap could be a 2-man job. Years ago my DS had a pop-up type book that had little pigs who waggled their tails. You put your four fingers through the holes in the book to be the little tails. I'm thinking something along those lines in the "Where's G Spot" could come in useful, perhaps using different parts of the anatomy...

Or maybe we could one along the lines of the "that's not my.." books. Orphan's one will obviously pay homage to her luxuriant lady garden.

Thinking along the lines of Mrs Slocombe ...

Really must stop checking in here when I am at work!

Oh yes pixie I might bring along my self published touchy feely book called 'Who's Hiding in My Bush?' for him to read from.