when the cbeebies lot go out for their christmas supper, do you think...

[maggiesmama]

that no one wants to sit next to justin?

I am going to a biker's Christm,as party that night, but, if there's space on your bus, I'm sure I can give it a miss (don't ask how I am involved with a bunch of hairy arsed bikers)

Btw, do you fancy a triop to see non pc man in Bristol after Xmas?

Definitely - he was bloody brilliant

Bikers ???? What the Fuck ???

SNOGGED him? OMG, doesn't even begin to cover this situation. Is he a good kisser? Mumsnetters need to know. He looks to me like a nasty, nasty boy.
As for the others; Pete from Boogie Beebies is indeed "a gurning buffoon" and he does look suspiciously as if he is wearing a nappy. Both Big Cook and Little Cook are really scary and give the impression of being seriously maladjusted, particulary LC. Justin is OK (except when he is being Mr Tumble) but he is a bit of a podgemeister. However, I am willing to forgive Archie/Miles Jupp his avoirdupois, and I bet (in the words of the old joke) that "nothing's worn under the kilt - it's all in perfect working order!".
As for the ladies, they're all tolerable, except for Sarah Jane who is just wrong, wrong, wrong, and more like the Duracell bunny than a human being.

yes, while yopu are drooling over the wonder that is Chris Corocran, I will be watching loads of manky aged bikers dribbling into their brown and milds.

Yeah muminbrum - me an' the Walrus snogged him - It was "French no tongues" though - and actually but that time in the night most blokes were ducking and swerving away from our puckered lips and outstretched arms !!

Well, Walrus and YIAM, I am very disappointed, I had visions of second base at least. Better luck next time, eh?

I'll try harder on the 2nd Dec - I promise - I feel I owe it to you all now !!

Yes we want all the dirty details... man I am jealous

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it, eh YIAM?

Mmm, doodle-don't forget to tidy up if it goes any further...

(How can you THINK of snogging a man who does such bad Elvis impressions??)

because he is bloody gorgeous!

He's got a naught twinkle in his eye too

Am I the only one to have a thing for Sportacus?

all those long winter nights in Iceland....

The country, obviously, not the frozen food store

Someone was reading an article to me about how much fresh fruit & veg consumption had gone up in Iceland since Lazy Town, and I dozily said, "I thought they only did frozen stuff". Derrr!

Just to change the subject a bit (I am getting really of all those with social lives and snogging!) did anybody see "Nasty Nick Cotton" on an episode of Balamory where they were in a TV quiz? How the mighty have fallen........
I know the presenters of CBeebies probably get a lot of stick from their mates but can you imagine how embarrased he must be?

Wasn't Terry Wogan in that episode too? And they have Keith Floyd helping Suzie Sweet in the kitchen.

Also off subject... is that Chris Doodle doo in a glasses ad? I am positive it's him.

What can he have been up to to damage his eyesight?

I love watching doodledoo.. Agree that he has a naughty twinkle in his eye Wouldn't mind sitting next to the guy from Tikkabilla Paul?