when the cbeebies lot go out for their christmas supper, do you think...

[maggiesmama]

that no one wants to sit next to justin?

re - christmas supper. - guess i dont get out much

am amazed. i sit at home (not all day, mind) internally cursing justin's madness. and i always assumed everyone felt the same. but its just me.

Simon lives near us. See him going to the bakers etc.
SEEMS quite normal in RL. I'd sit next to Justin any day or Chris? from Doodle Do

Would Big Cook be at this gathering purchance???

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FYI Big Cook calls his testicles 'Richard and Judy' and would like to have them examined by Jon Virgo... he was on a programme a couple of weeks ago about men and their willies. He and Little Cook are a comedy double act called Electric Forecast apparently...

ooooh chris from doodle doo. lovely! dh and i have a deal, i can have chris if he can have sarah jane. what is it about her? my friend dh is smitten too!

As long as Justin didn't turn up as Mr Tumble it would be fine. I dont think he'd want to see the "sign language" I do when he appears.

I'd gladly sit next to Sarah-jane and get her very, very drunk.

I'd sit next to Justin

If I could drown him in the soup

Aw - I bet he's lovely really. Getting up on the karaoke singing "I will Survive" and aaaallllll the ABBA back catalogue

I like justin, hes sweet, i think if i had to sit next to little cook though i might have to shove that b**y flying spoon .... sorry got carried away there.

It's probably just me, but I think CBeebies is FILTHY

Big cook, Little Cooke going on about goldfish having a gobble
Jelly on The Storumakes wanting to feel Byron's smooth, slippery head

Disgusting!!!

I know, I reckon pc plums a bit of a goer, hes got miss hooley, josie and penny all on the go! incidentally, whats miss hooleys 1st name

Julie

I would definitely opt to sit next to Chris from Doodle do. And my personal favourites to avoid would be Big Cook and Little Cook. Surely that programme is slightly misnamed? (One letter in the recurring word!)

aah how could it be anything else!lol

Big Cook, Total Twunt?

I was thinking more male chickens but your alternative will do Iklboo.

Another one bagsying seat next to Chris from Doodle Do. I'd throw the jelly and custard over Sarah flipping Jane and Justin (they are BOUND to have jelly and custard). But I'd run away if they invited that scary Songcatcher woman.

Paul from Tikkabilla/Songcatcher is too skinny, bet he wouldn't eat anything.

Sarah Jane's in panto in London atm, saw a poster on the tube.

"sarah janes in panto"

no f8cking surprise there then

big cooks bearable but little cook is just a lazy fool with a huge attitude prob. poor ben gets all the stick.

It can't be just me that thinks, when little cook is flying on his spoon "that looks like a huge cock. And so do you mate!"

I'd sit next to bizi lizzie, just so i could say, i remember you from when i was a kid

lol no its not just you.

reminds me of my favourite ever beebies related rambling:

richard herring on big cook little cook

(i recommend you scroll your window sideways so you can avoid the distracting and cringeworthy boy-band-style photo)

And the things they cook! Traffic light toast yesterday:-

3 slices of toast with hole cut in the middle, filled with

Red light - tomato chutney (3 tablespoons)
Amber light - a baked egg
Green light - 3 slices of cucumber.

FFS I wouldn't eat that, let alone a child

The other day had a recipe with olives & radishes in it!

I know. why can't they do recipes for a triple chocolate and brandy mousse. After all its us who end up eating it anyway.