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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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icemistOBE · 14/04/2015 17:28

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Home to these amazing fan fiction authors-

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www.fanfiction.net/u/6259428/Pinerug
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orphan · 30/04/2015 22:39

Love that story ilove! It is hard sometimes to remember that RL isn't entertaining Rupert, Patrick and stalking CJ.

woof even Patrick (who is devoted to me, natch) agreed the syllabubs round the neck look wasn't a good one. Goitres might have been a word he used. I imagine syllabubs squeezed out leg holes would offset your cankles nicely.

Onlygirljen · 30/04/2015 22:42

Brilliant choice, I'm sure you won't be disappointed. I haven't been but have heard very good reviews. Kitchin is amazing too, you should save it for your next trip Smile. Lucky CJ!

I'm sure the gothic, low lit atmosphere at the witchery means you'll squeeze in a couple of discreet under the kilt gropes at the table Grin. Best make sure to avoid those comfy chairs with scattered cushions though..

Ilovelblue · 30/04/2015 22:43

I was embarrassed orphan especially as our manager is actually pretty fanciable (not CJ unfortunately and has a good 20 years on him, more my age) and one of the few decent good looking men in our 500 strong office!

Ilovelblue · 30/04/2015 22:46

Hahahaha Jen I had forgotten we might be stalked. Remember Richtea and orphan will have been on flicky measuring tape duty that afternoon. We know orphan is a stalker and she might get Richtea into her bad habits as well.

Just watching the weather for round here and the bank holiday weekend isn't looking too clever. I am out for afternoon tea as well in Manchester on Sunday and it's going to be wet.

orphan · 30/04/2015 22:50

My sister went to the Witchery with her husband and thought it was very romantic and atmospheric. Where are you staying ilove ? I've stayed a couple of times at Malmaison but several years ago. I remember the breakfast was incredible.

orphan · 30/04/2015 22:54

I'm keeping schtum about possible disguises in Edinburgh. The less you know the better...

Wycombe123 · 30/04/2015 22:55

Dammit thought we had avoided your escapades orphan (why can't I get the * thingy to make bold?!) and come to think of it our bottle of wine disappeared very quickly - helped yourself eh!

Yes thanks nickel got the Wycombe email. Shame there wasn't a match on to take CJ to - could have got him a Wycombe bobble hat - better than that black beanie he was wearing!

Ilovelblue · 30/04/2015 22:58

Some friends of mine own a couple of apartments in Edinburgh (one they use themselves occasionally and one they let out commercially) and as one of their friends we are using the commercially let out one but for free! It's very close to Holyrood and very central for everything. They are the grandparents of the little boy I looked after last weekend.

Ilovelblue · 30/04/2015 23:04

Great update Nipper.

Nickel45 · 30/04/2015 23:06

Wow, what a fanfiction fest today, couldn't indulge before now as I was at work. woof and spo you had me laughing out loud, both so, so hilarious and brilliant. You are amazing! rhubarb, jen, nipper and whajeb (are you two still here, not seen you for a while?), dance, pixie, painted and greenstuff (have you popped I here yet?) massive big thank yous, I have love each and every one of your stories ... Hope I've not missed anyone? THANK YOU!!!!!

orphan · 30/04/2015 23:07

Lucky you ilove. Those are the sorts of friends to have!

Yes Wycombe I am partial to vino. CJ must have had an itchy leg cos he kept on rubbing it against my 'table' leg. Surprising the amount of friction it generated. Did you notice I had a nibble of his pork scratchings?

cjwoofwoof · 30/04/2015 23:10

orph how about a caber disguise in Scotland? CJ might particularly enjoy tossing you.

BK28 · 30/04/2015 23:28

nickel hope you are maximising your last few hours with CJ before I arrive to whisk him off to richtea Pick up at 1200 hours.

icemistOBE · 01/05/2015 06:55

Morning

Ooh 1st May, wonder what picture of CJ is on my calendar ? I honestly can't remember.

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Rhubarb01 · 01/05/2015 07:13

Morning. Pinch, punch first of the month! (and no returns).

Reading through the thread and picking up on the complaints about BA's agency and laments about no decent acting roles cropping up over here it occurred to me that perhaps the CJ Collective should band together (American style) and write its own new script for submission to the BBC. Naturally, it would be written entirely with one person in mind for the role and incorporate everything that would display his acting skills to their best advantage (well, at least from our point of view). It could be a romantic, angsty, smutty, historical time-shift, comedy - cjwoof to be chief comedy editor assisted by Orphan, nipper for the romance, jen of course for smut and angst, I don't mind being historical fact checker, especially if it involves the accurate fitting of breeches etc. When the BBC (clears throat) naturally jump at the chance to commission such a brilliant, piece of innovative writing we will as the writers demand that only one actor could possibly play the role. Can't fail surely!

icemistOBE · 01/05/2015 07:45

Ooh yes. And you have to insist that if they make the 24 part, 5 series minimum of course that BA is the only actor who will play the leading man Grin

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Rhubarb01 · 01/05/2015 07:55

We'll have to get a hot lawyer on to that one to make sure he's locked into the contract

Ilovelblue · 01/05/2015 08:14

What are we waiting for then? We already have the basis for the storylines - the ff is second to none. Shall we storm the BBC as a collective? Tie ourselves to the railings?

mummyreeds · 01/05/2015 08:16

Apparently Samuel L Jackson in Blackpool filming scenes for a zombie movie - SPO?? Seems a coincidence CJ with me in Blackpool last week, film about zombies being recorded this week, think he was checking it all out???

orphan · 01/05/2015 08:48

Mmm rhubarb I'm liking the sound of a hot lawyer...

cjwoofwoof · 01/05/2015 09:11

Ooh yes Rhu great idea and I would like to be casting couch director just to be sure BA is the right man for the job. And for the fireside wrestling scenes I'd like to try out sort through and eliminate all potential actors who were on our original list please. Only then will I be happy to give the BBC carte Blanche to dumb down the script. And can I nominate Matthew Goode as our hot lawyer, once I've had him in my office for, erm, contract discussions.

Rhubarb01 · 01/05/2015 09:15

Yes a hot lawyer would be good and we must insist on plenty of fringe benefits to make everything that bit more attractive! Perhaps the main character could be a 'hot' lawyer.....

Ilove yes I can see it now groups of menopausal women chained to the railings outside the BBC wearing camo coloured sashes declaring 'Roles for BA!'. Being arrested and going on hunger strike! (Make sure we have a secret stash of Prudey's pasties because I can't go without grub for long).

cjwoofwoof · 01/05/2015 09:17

orphan you need Russell Grant pronto to whizz you up a pair of directors jodhpurs and riding boots a la Cecil B de Mille and a knitted loud hailer ready to shout "cut" just as BA's about to get some action with Molly. Although I'm guessing in the MN version the series will be xxx-rated with BA rarely having any clothes on at all? So no need really for the loud hailer, just a saucer under your chin to collect the dribble Grin

Ilovelblue · 01/05/2015 11:45

It worked for the suffragette movement Rhubarb but we wouldn't want anyone to die in the process.......

cjwoofwoof · 01/05/2015 12:44

Off now for BH weekend...don't go storming any offices til I get back in case BA needs first aid - I wouldn't want to miss giving him the kiss of life or a good pumping, even if he doesn't need it Grin