THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

Rita looks like two baby Tarantulas are clingin to her eyes

Come on then Reets.

I miss Mr I'm so FancyPants

Lost a 'g' there somehow. I wasn't trying to be cool

The eyes are a bit clockwork orange I have to say

Evening folks. I can't remember who anyone is on the voice.

I may even have blanked out s'toma's name dropping. (If only...)

This sounds like that new york song jay z did.
Except this bloke doesn't make me want to punch him in the throat.

Who is the bloke on the joanna?

She has a whole wardrobe of feathery slightly risque outfits it seems.

Rita's outfit is not very flattering. If she looks like this in it, I dread to think what my arse would look like.

I do not know the bloke on the piano.

I like the backing singing with the beard, though.

She's not doing much. Great backing singers, and I like Mr Monotone Pianoman.

I'll amend my earlier statement to 'Rita has come as Richie Rich all grown up and considering making his drag act into a permanent change'

Toms up for it..

The male backing singing looks like the optical illusion of the baldy beard man who when you turn upside
down to make a man with hair.

I would look like a marshmallow.

Oh, I love Will Young. Is this all he does now? Just be A.N.Other on talent show finals?

Will young, not had a hit in years.. He has aged

s'toms name dropping has dropped a bit with will young, no?

Rudolph yes! I knew I recognised her as someone!

Bingo! She is singing Chain of Fools!

With S'Toma! And he probably met Aretha and everything.

Shes dressed normal. Whats going on?

Tom is class.

S'Tom really does have one of the best voices in The Biz doesn't he? I'm liking this duet actually. I must need more wine.

You can make all the ageist jokes you like but Tom still has a fantastic voice.