THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

Gandalf anyone?

This song is a bit boring though.

Dh is worried that "she's foundered with all that wind blowing on her". I like it better when he doesn't talk sometimes.

Shes a lovely girl, she was in st trinians film with russell brand and turned out ok..

at Emma saying "That is how you do it!"

EXACTLY!!!!

I watched Paloma on a TV programme once and she looked like a demented rodent.

Then I listened to some of her songs and think I like her.

Please, please no more opera.

There are actually people who like the contestants on this. Im baffled by them.

There are actually people who like the contestants on this. Im baffled by them.

coco

I need more before the next 3/4 hours.

I don't know why i'm watching TBH.

I just stumbled on it and have only seen it once or twice.

I need more

I like Paloma. She's very witty and clever.

I'm not enormously keen on Paloma. It's the whole marshmallows in mouth thing.

Bill is not the king of metaphor. If he were, they'd actually add something to the discussion.

I think that was our local laundrette lady in the VT speaking about Ricky

So we're all agreed that Paloma has won the Voice?

What happened to the exrtemely smug girl, from Holland, I think?

YY, paloma wins, with nana rose in second place.

We haven't heard Danny O Dodgems yet Rudolph.

Poor Agadoo man.

This is the equivalent of the X Factor bringing back all the really shit ones and making them sing. Like Chicken factory bloke.

Wheres me dentures was ousted. Shame ...

Fuck me I'm bored!

Truedat, coco. And we know his talent is mighty and all

Paloma's batshittery (as Rudolph put it brilliantly) is her, it's real and she owns it. I like her integrity and the fact she worked for years to get where she is.

Sorry that was a bit serious

Dun dun dunnnnnn