THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

That started off badly innit? Ricky not good at the actual singing bits.
He's like a skinny Bazza Garlow in that tux and doing the dad dancing.

Terrible choreo too. And Ricky has given himself all the best lines.

Ive googled and there are pictures of sir tom and sir shirley together. Unless its photographic trickery they arent the same person.

or is he wearing a neck brace

That was awful, it seems Ricky picked a song that he thought would suit him and he didn't do that too well.

When does the next series of X Factor start?

Arf at skinny gary Barlow.

Ricky really exposed the fact that he's not a great singer there.

I think emannuel is putting the shy shit on.

Look at Bill Je Suis there. Bored of Ricky's singing, he was trying to put through the weekly shop and his ipad froze. Lucky Rita was there to help out.

Emmanuel clearly the winner if that battle.

Oh here we go- John Lewis version of Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell...

It's the Nan again, they are learning

Opera Nan is back. Shes like the secret weapon

Oh he got tickets!!!
WELL DONE WILL!
Bit concerned that she has no prior knowledge....

Noisy, without dermot it wont be the same!

Bill-je-suis is going to rap all over carmen, isn't he? carmen in da hood - what could possibly go wrong?

So Bill loves opera to a point
Even Nana Rose couldn't entice him in

This should be interesting...

Oh dear

Holy crap.

Just as I expected

Goo goo ga ga.

Brilliant rapping there bill.

Oh, he's a lyrical GENIUS
Honestly, my 8yo makes up better lyrics. Granted, mostly about poo, but still. We had a baby and it went googoogaga?

bebe say go-go-ga-ga

yes, that's def in carmen...