Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

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Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

Well as long as you don't want to be first in line for him Not that that wouldn't be amusing...

Which reminds me, I haven't stolen any Musketeers for a sneaky non-queue shag for absolutely sodding aaaaaaaaages. Hmmm, who shall it be ?

Oops, posted too soon! Then it gets complicated, because I do a like a pretty face and Aramis & Dog are just that. S1 Aramis would have won over Dog because you know he knows what he's doing, even if Dog has youthful enthusiasm on his side, however S2 Dog has learnt an awful lot...maybe in a couple of years. But then Porthos has such a fantastic twinkle in his eye. Right, Aramis, Porthos, Rochefort , Dog. As much as I love Capaldi, the Cardinal is a bit too scary, you know you'd end up dead as.

The king was never an option but had won a few points during episode 2, but soundly lost everything by the end of it

Muffin Athos you say, well good luck with that

ignores hat hair Fairly sure Athos would be impressed with my ability to handle a frisky stallion

Well muffin youve picked the longest and most violent queue, so good luck with that. If you ever want a look in, I recommend using the nunchucks which youll find in livias sex dungeon, but be careful down there as the floors usually a bit slippy.
Oh I know, I've been here from the beginning, lurking

Ah dont worry ww it was just a rubbish joke.

muffin your analysis is thorough and sound. apart from the athos bit obvs

Fuckit, why chose ?

Lurking in the dungeon? Wowsers...

Awww. Its so nice when cinn brings her puppies with her to the tav.

Evening, had an ironing marathon this evening so a bit late getting here.

The ability to handle a frisky stallion may impress Athos, but it's the Athos queue (or more precisely, lack of) that you need to be able to handle to stand a chance . Good luck with that

Fancy, that is a good point, but my fearless beast will easily get me to the head of the queue as long as nobody shakes a bucket of feed at him, then he'll dump me for pony nuts

Ha yes, lurking in the dungeon. Watching...

Wotcher wenches

Am back. Not caught up quite. I watched Shetland Wicked. Was bloody excellent.

Hello muffin.

Wasn't it worth no musketeers to watch a 0-0 match? No it fucking wasn't. And what's this shit about other Friday episodes being postponed. We'll still be watching at bloody May Bank Holiday at this rate. Fuckers.

Shall read in the morning. I'm off to the chateau with Aramis. We're both drunk. Things could get bendy.

Night wenches x

Have a good night letus

Night all xxx

Prague sounds like a hoot hanna & I've never been, so would love to go. Just not in the winter, cos I'm crap in the cold & get really dry skin on my hands too (not a good look)

WTAF about more scheduling disasters???

And WTAFF about U2, sorry letus. I have a pathological hatred of U2. I'd cheerfully set Vinnie on the lot of 'em.

Lovely pics in that link sparks

Hi LetUs

It was a damned imposition to suspend the boys for the sake of a 0-0 game. I mean really. On the plus side, I suppose the greater part of pleasure is the anticipation, so drawing it out until May will prolong the waiting in to exquisite agony

As long as it doesn't bugger up the ratings and endanger a the possibility of a S3

That's what we're all worried about muffin

I need cheering up, let's see what pics I can find.

Ooh, this is a good start, that smirk is so naughty

And in this gif I like to imagine he's describing some new sexual manoeuvre we're going to try out later

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Vroom vroom thubba thubba thubba.....oof listen to that 4 litre straight six

Fuckinell Hannah You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !

OK....here's what I propose:

There'll be me, Madame and Wicked (in case we need an off road rallying pro - as a Swede it's in her DNA), in three souped up minis. After synchronising blob cycles watches, MrsB will infiltrate the Prague mainframe traffic control computer thingy, replacing the existing reel to reel tape with a re-run of Commodities. At O-twelvehundred-hours Hannah will manoeuvre the tank into Wenceslas Square, crushing several Ladas and taking out the horse statue. Sparks, Anne and Mave will be here, here and here with full handbags, contents will need to be very specific...think Coco Chanel atomiser, Hermes scarf, travel pack of Liptons....please check for half chewed cereal bars, randomly unwrapped tampons, packs of dried up wipes and raisins covered in fluff. Be ready to empty on Comtess' AWOOGA mark. When the entire city has reached total gridlock, we will swoop into the set in the minis, snatching a Musketeer each, escaping across the weir having completed a random circuit of the Fiat factory roof and into the mountains.

How's that sound?

Aramis + candlelight + suggestive facial expression

That's put the smile right back on my face

Petrol head?

Moi??

....and Yo Muffin , you've got excellent taste in Musketeers. What's your stance on Wigwamming? (I want anatomical details)

Sounds like a plan elk - do you need an extra pair of hands to grab Treville? He could make himself useful for all those waiting their turn

Fair assessment Elk

This was Aramis earlier tonight Fancy. Doesn't he look filthy?

Oh FFS. Soz am being a numpty.

BloodyElk Why thank you

Wigwamming hmm, do you mean...the Urban Dictionary definition? Because I'm hoping not...